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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #105 on: May 21, 2011, 06:49:06 PM »
Fuck I was hoping all the wackos would rapture out of here but we seem stuck with them
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #106 on: May 21, 2011, 06:51:03 PM »
Maybe no one was chosen.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #107 on: May 21, 2011, 08:40:57 PM »
Too much to hope for!
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #108 on: May 21, 2011, 09:10:32 PM »
I miss the alpacalips/rapture/rupture already. Now we are stuck with the benj/mla pissing contest for kicks and that is not much fun. OTOH it does seem to be confined to one thread now. Christians who get hung up on eschatology sure do seem to look forward to all the bad people (non ass kissers) getting fucked.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #109 on: May 21, 2011, 11:48:24 PM »
Quote from: Jack on May 21, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
Lol, reminds me of years ago, knew a family whose oldest female member would predict her own death every couple of years and insist on a huge family gathering to say goodbye and such. Seems these things would get embarrassing after a while.

 I hope after the first few false alarms, her family members learned just to enjoy the parties!  :thumbup:
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #110 on: May 21, 2011, 11:55:02 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 21, 2011, 11:48:24 PM
Quote from: Jack on May 21, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
Lol, reminds me of years ago, knew a family whose oldest female member would predict her own death every couple of years and insist on a huge family gathering to say goodbye and such. Seems these things would get embarrassing after a while.

 I hope after the first few false alarms, her family members learned just to enjoy the parties!  :thumbup:
Yes. They all seemed happy to pacify her. The family member I knew had married into the family though, so the whole thing was more wacky for her.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #111 on: May 22, 2011, 01:52:20 AM »
But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell. :hahaha:
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #112 on: May 22, 2011, 02:11:58 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 22, 2011, 01:52:20 AM
But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell. :hahaha:
How much fun would heaven be if it is full of brown nosers like that?
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #113 on: May 22, 2011, 02:21:38 AM »
Maybe it did happen and none of us was chosen. We are in hell, folks.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #114 on: May 22, 2011, 02:44:56 AM »
Quote from: PPK on May 22, 2011, 02:11:58 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 22, 2011, 01:52:20 AM
But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell. :hahaha:
How much fun would heaven be if it is full of brown nosers like that?

Good point. Who wants to spend eternity in heaven doing nothing but sing hymns and recite Psalms all day?
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #115 on: May 22, 2011, 06:38:38 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 22, 2011, 02:44:56 AM
Quote from: PPK on May 22, 2011, 02:11:58 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 22, 2011, 01:52:20 AM
But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell. :hahaha:
How much fun would heaven be if it is full of brown nosers like that?

Good point. Who wants to spend eternity in heaven doing nothing but sing hymns and recite Psalms all day?

Sounds like hell to me!
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #116 on: December 29, 2014, 07:46:44 PM »
I'm still waiting for Jeebuss!!   :autism:
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #117 on: December 29, 2014, 08:03:40 PM »
Quote from: Dieter on December 29, 2014, 07:46:44 PM
I'm still waiting for Jeebuss!!   :autism:

Quote from: Osensitive1 on May 19, 2011, 06:07:59 PM
Forgot about that. Should clean the bathrooms in preparation.

This was a good re-read. I'm funny. :laugh:
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #118 on: December 29, 2014, 11:33:57 PM »
Maybe they got the year wrong? There's a May again next year. Hope springs eternal and all that.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #119 on: January 04, 2015, 10:40:46 AM »
I think Armageddon is going to be a "boy who cried wolf" scenario. It about one hundred or so years from now when the world actually comes to an end (probably due to nuclear war or some big ass asteroid) the guy who predicts it will be shunned by the public despite him actually being right. This is due to people being gullible idiots every year and buying into "the end is nigh" crap.



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