Judgement day is near oh my

[Parts]

Fuck I was hoping all the wackos would rapture out of here but we seem stuck with them

[Osensitive1]

Maybe no one was chosen.

[Psychophant]

Too much to hope for!

[P7PSP]

I miss the alpacalips/rapture/rupture already. Now we are stuck with the benj/mla pissing contest for kicks and that is not much fun. OTOH it does seem to be confined to one thread now. Christians who get hung up on eschatology sure do seem to look forward to all the bad people (non ass kissers) getting fucked.

["couldbecousin"]

Lol, reminds me of years ago, knew a family whose oldest female member would predict her own death every couple of years and insist on a huge family gathering to say goodbye and such. Seems these things would get embarrassing after a while.

 I hope after the first few false alarms, her family members learned just to enjoy the parties! 

[Osensitive1]

Lol, reminds me of years ago, knew a family whose oldest female member would predict her own death every couple of years and insist on a huge family gathering to say goodbye and such. Seems these things would get embarrassing after a while.

 I hope after the first few false alarms, her family members learned just to enjoy the parties! 

Yes. They all seemed happy to pacify her. The family member I knew had married into the family though, so the whole thing was more wacky for her.

[Calavera]

But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell.

[P7PSP]

But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell.

How much fun would heaven be if it is full of brown nosers like that?

[odeon]

Maybe it did happen and none of us was chosen. We are in hell, folks.

[Calavera]

But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell.

How much fun would heaven be if it is full of brown nosers like that?

Good point. Who wants to spend eternity in heaven doing nothing but sing hymns and recite Psalms all day?

[Psychophant]

But hold on a second. To those thinking it would've been awesome had all the fundies been raptured, shouldn't this be a bad thing? I mean, if the Rapture is true, then we're all doomed to hell.

How much fun would heaven be if it is full of brown nosers like that?

Good point. Who wants to spend eternity in heaven doing nothing but sing hymns and recite Psalms all day?

Sounds like hell to me!

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I'm still waiting for Jeebuss!!   

[Jack]

I'm still waiting for Jeebuss!!   

Forgot about that. Should clean the bathrooms in preparation.

This was a good re-read. I'm funny.

[odeon]

Maybe they got the year wrong? There's a May again next year. Hope springs eternal and all that.

[Arya Quinn]

I think Armageddon is going to be a "boy who cried wolf" scenario. It about one hundred or so years from now when the world actually comes to an end (probably due to nuclear war or some big ass asteroid) the guy who predicts it will be shunned by the public despite him actually being right. This is due to people being gullible idiots every year and buying into "the end is nigh" crap.