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Zombie proof house
« on: May 05, 2011, 03:04:26 PM »
I saw this on a contractor forum I go to. I'm  all for security but really.  Would be good for storms too. Thought some here might like it.





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Re: Zombie proof house
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 03:07:42 PM »
Zombies are  :viking:

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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 03:20:35 PM »
I like it. When I felt like hiding from the world I could just lock it up and nobody could annoy me :)

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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 03:29:28 PM »
Looks more like an office building than a house.

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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 04:06:15 PM »
Great house. Lots of windows, but at night, close sesame. Might actually be able to sleep in a place like that.

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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 04:18:42 PM »
I love it  :viking:

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Re: Zombie proof house
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 05:39:28 PM »
Awesome!!

I want one.

No more fear of killer zombies, family, inlaws, neighborhood kids...:heart:

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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2011, 07:03:13 PM »
Are the security lights to keep people from banging on it?  Or stealing the sod?

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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2011, 07:04:09 PM »
Are the security lights to keep people from banging on it?  Or stealing the sod?
For ease of sniper activity from the roof.

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Re: Zombie proof house
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 12:21:29 AM »
Thank you for bringing this important issue to my attention. I have been wondering how zombie-proof my house and this is just what I need. :zoinks:
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Re: Zombie proof house
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 05:18:11 AM »
Once you build it all you have left to to is get it all stocked up

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Re: Zombie proof house
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 05:30:15 AM »
 It's an awesome fortress, but what if the occupant were unconscious and in need of emergency medical help or rescue from fire?
 How hard would it be for an ambulance crew to get in?  The fire department could probably use axes, but what about the EMTs?   :orly:
 
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Re: Zombie proof house
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 05:33:40 AM »
It's an awesome fortress, but what if the occupant were unconscious and in need of emergency medical help or rescue from fire?
 How hard would it be for an ambulance crew to get in?  The fire department could probably use axes, but what about the EMTs?   :orly:
  

I think they would need a demo saw


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Re: Zombie proof house
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 05:36:02 AM »
It's an awesome fortress, but what if the occupant were unconscious and in need of emergency medical help or rescue from fire?
 How hard would it be for an ambulance crew to get in?  The fire department could probably use axes, but what about the EMTs?   :orly:
 

I think they would need a demo saw
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Re: Zombie proof house
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 05:38:47 AM »
Opps I messed up the photo fixed
They have them in most rescue trucks they cut almost anything. in construction they use them to cut cement, stone and brick
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