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Author Topic: The stupid SOCCER (not awesome American football) thread  (Read 27682 times)

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Offline renaeden

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Re: Calling out MLA
« Reply #270 on: May 09, 2011, 05:32:52 AM »
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another title for us :)
Saw a bit of that on the tv news. Felt happy that I know someone who is supporting the winning team. :)
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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #271 on: May 09, 2011, 10:21:13 AM »
Hey ren, go fuck yourself.
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #272 on: May 09, 2011, 10:26:52 AM »
I actually got really confused for a sec, and thought I missed some super long thread about soccer and was wondering " how did i miss this "

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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #273 on: May 09, 2011, 10:40:12 AM »
Stop calling it soccer, have some respect.
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #274 on: May 09, 2011, 10:42:38 AM »
But if I call it football, everyone here will think I mean football :)

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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #275 on: May 09, 2011, 10:47:54 AM »
Handegg? :snowman:
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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #276 on: May 09, 2011, 10:57:06 AM »
But if I call it football, everyone here will think I mean football :)

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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #277 on: May 09, 2011, 11:00:45 AM »
Real football is played with the feat more than american "football" is

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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #278 on: May 09, 2011, 11:03:34 AM »
I dont really like any of it

I live in Pittsburgh which is like the football capital of the US.

seriously, its horrible

It all just bugs me

so, yeah, honestly that kind of football uses your feet more

american football should be called "throwing balls"

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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #279 on: May 09, 2011, 11:05:02 AM »
:agreed:

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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #280 on: May 09, 2011, 11:23:39 AM »
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #282 on: May 09, 2011, 11:31:42 AM »
We play football over here,  along with the rest of the world. :zoinks:
It is a fast paced contact sport where the players use their feet to
pass and move the ball along.  Football players are  :viking: and do
not wear protective clothing


In America they play a game with throwing an oval ball up and down
a field.  The game is not as fast paced and free flowing as our football.
It is believed that the amount of armour players require, along with
the huge heavy crash helments render teams completely exhausted
and that would account for all the stopping and starting. :zoinks:
blah blah blah

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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #283 on: May 09, 2011, 11:34:03 AM »
well, there really is a need for all that padding

those are 280 pound guys smashing into each other as hard as they can

the whole point, is to smash someone

Id wear a helmet too :D

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Re: The stupid SOCCER thread
« Reply #284 on: May 09, 2011, 11:35:05 AM »
They're just fucking pussies

Rugby players don't wear armour

Anyone would think they were fucking going to war :autism: