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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2011, 06:29:49 AM »
Oh there is no way I would stick my head into a toilet like that, heh.
So I hope this doesn't happen to you, Crip! Happy Birthday. Here is a cake with blinking eyes: :cake:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2011, 06:51:24 AM »
Oh my gosh! Thank you guys, totally caught me by surprise! You've really made my day! ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2011, 06:54:00 AM »
Want nsa birtday sex? I can handle all your little girlfriends too. :eyelash:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2011, 06:57:18 AM »
Happy birthday pet.  :heart:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2011, 06:57:46 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 21, 2011, 06:54:00 AM
Want nsa birtday sex? I can handle all your little girlfriends too. :eyelash:
Do I ever! You can join in tomorrow, me and Schleed are gonna get it on! Oh god it'd be so hot, you and him at it! :autism:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2011, 06:58:50 AM »
Quote from: Schleed on April 21, 2011, 06:57:18 AM
Happy birthday pet.  :heart:
Thank you, and an early happy birthday to you too!  :heart:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2011, 07:01:05 AM »
Quote from: Crip on April 21, 2011, 06:57:46 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 21, 2011, 06:54:00 AM
Want nsa birtday sex? I can handle all your little girlfriends too. :eyelash:
Do I ever! You can join in tomorrow, me and Schleed are gonna get it on! Oh god it'd be so hot, you and him at it! :autism:

:aff:.....

Perhaps a threesome with you and butterflies. That would be nice. :eyebrows:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2011, 07:02:05 AM »
Quote from: Schleed on April 21, 2011, 07:01:05 AM
Quote from: Crip on April 21, 2011, 06:57:46 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 21, 2011, 06:54:00 AM
Want nsa birtday sex? I can handle all your little girlfriends too. :eyelash:
Do I ever! You can join in tomorrow, me and Schleed are gonna get it on! Oh god it'd be so hot, you and him at it! :autism:

:aff:.....

Perhaps a threesome with you and butterflies. That would be nice. :eyebrows:
Excuse me, I'm calling the shots. It's my birthday. Now then, stick it up his ass! >:D :autism:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2011, 07:02:53 AM »
I'll refuse to go over tomorrow if you order me to do that. :orly:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2011, 07:04:47 AM »
Quote from: Schleed on April 21, 2011, 07:02:53 AM
I'll refuse to go over tomorrow if you order me to do that. :orly:
But it's my birthday! It's Rage's weiner or a firework, your choice.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2011, 07:07:36 AM »
Shleed.... protect me man.  :'(
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2011, 07:09:29 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 21, 2011, 07:07:36 AM
Shleed.... protect me man.  :'(
Your fault for offering me sex. You have to watch out for the quiet ones :laugh:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2011, 07:16:01 AM »
Quote from: Crip on April 21, 2011, 07:09:29 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 21, 2011, 07:07:36 AM
Shleed.... protect me man.  :'(
Your fault for offering me sex. You have to watch out for the quiet ones :laugh:

Hey it was for you, not him! He's cool and all, but cm'on.  :(
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2011, 07:18:21 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 21, 2011, 07:16:01 AM
Quote from: Crip on April 21, 2011, 07:09:29 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 21, 2011, 07:07:36 AM
Shleed.... protect me man.  :'(
Your fault for offering me sex. You have to watch out for the quiet ones :laugh:

Hey it was for you, not him! He's cool and all, but cm'on.  :(
Okay, okay. I'll fuck you but just this once. ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Crip
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2011, 07:21:57 AM »
*exhales a sigh of relief, runs the back of his hand across his forehead*
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"
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