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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2011, 03:31:10 PM »
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All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!

  Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly!   :hair:

I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin??? 

   WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again!   :tantrum:

Isn't it time for your medicine grandma?  :zoinks:

    Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad   :prude:

Ok.  :angel:


*Replaces medicine with "laxative"*  :evillaugh: :zoinks:

   That won't hurt me a bit, child!  I'm an old lady!  I take a tablespoon full of cod-liver oil every morning with my tea!   :prude:

No human (or weeble) is immune from a whole bottle of laxative ,  :zombiefuck:

   But my dear, you've already TOLD me that you've replaced my meds.
  Now I know not to take them from you.  Run along...   :pwned:

But , you have no meds to take now , chances are I've replaced all your medication with laxative , but I'm not going to confirm that you can find out yourself.

My dear egg it is you who has been  :pwned: :zoinks:

And after the meds the weeble is too feeble to reach the toilet in time, or to clean up after herself.

Thank goodness she has an 8 tentacled grandson to do the dirty job.

That'll teach him.

 :zoinks:
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2011, 05:07:49 PM »
      ^ Eight-tentacled grandson/caregivers are  :viking:
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2011, 05:09:22 PM »
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Quote from: Psychophant on April 17, 2011, 06:17:08 PM
All you old fogies......something, something something ..........whatever!

  Goddamn kids, with your mumbling and your "Whatever," nothing to say and you say it too loudly!   :hair:

I thought you old fogies were hard of hearin??? 

   WHAT?! Speak up, son, you're mumbling again!   :tantrum:

Isn't it time for your medicine grandma?  :zoinks:

    Well don't just sit there playing your Pac-Man, go and fetch it for me, there's a good lad   :prude:

Ok.  :angel:


*Replaces medicine with "laxative"*  :evillaugh: :zoinks:

   That won't hurt me a bit, child!  I'm an old lady!  I take a tablespoon full of cod-liver oil every morning with my tea!   :prude:

No human (or weeble) is immune from a whole bottle of laxative ,  :zombiefuck:

   But my dear, you've already TOLD me that you've replaced my meds.
  Now I know not to take them from you.  Run along...   :pwned:

But , you have no meds to take now , chances are I've replaced all your medication with laxative , but I'm not going to confirm that you can find out yourself.

My dear egg it is you who has been  :pwned: :zoinks:

And after the meds the weeble is too feeble to reach the toilet in time, or to clean up after herself.

Thank goodness she has an 8 tentacled grandson to do the dirty job.

That'll teach him.

 :zoinks:

Actually , I will then have her declared unable to look after herself and put into a care home.

Nice try Hyke.  :zoinks:
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2011, 05:35:43 AM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 20, 2011, 09:18:29 AM
Quote from: Enos on April 20, 2011, 09:02:11 AM
Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold.  :o

Hi Enos.  I don't think we have met before.  :autism:

She's MONKEY from WP.


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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2011, 07:09:17 AM »
Quote from: Enos on April 20, 2011, 09:02:11 AM
Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold.  :o

Wait a minute. Are you who I think you are?

EDIT: Just noticed YOURMUM's post.
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2011, 07:56:23 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on April 22, 2011, 07:09:17 AM
Quote from: Enos on April 20, 2011, 09:02:11 AM
Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold.  :o

Wait a minute. Are you who I think you are?

EDIT: Just noticed YOURMUM's post.

Yes, you are right.
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2011, 08:17:19 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 22, 2011, 05:35:43 AM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 20, 2011, 09:18:29 AM
Quote from: Enos on April 20, 2011, 09:02:11 AM
Just a young wipper snapper of 18 here.
You all seem so ooooold.  :o

Hi Enos.  I don't think we have met before.  :autism:

She's MONKEY from WP.




Excellent.  Good to know.  Hi Monkey  :naruto4:
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2011, 08:53:29 AM »
Hello there! And who are you on there if you use those forums?
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2011, 09:16:32 AM »
Quote from: Enos on April 22, 2011, 08:53:29 AM
Hello there! And who are you on there if you use those forums?

It's not someone you'd expect to be here. You'll be a bit surprised.
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2011, 10:15:09 AM »
Quote from: Enos on April 22, 2011, 08:53:29 AM
Hello there! And who are you on there if you use those forums?

Someone who doesn't know who I am.  What a treat  :zoinks:

Care to guess?
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2011, 11:06:12 AM »
CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...

Are you one of the mods?
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2011, 11:14:46 AM »
Quote from: Enos on April 22, 2011, 11:06:12 AM
CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...

Are you one of the mods?

I don't think CR would like it here.  :dunno:
I'm MidlifeAspie.  Thanks btw for the shitstorm over your avatar.  I still get whiny emails from the religious folks who think a breast is Satan's plaything  :autism:
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2011, 11:30:09 AM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 22, 2011, 11:14:46 AM
Quote from: Enos on April 22, 2011, 11:06:12 AM
CockneyRebel!!!
NO not really, ummm...

Are you one of the mods?

I don't think CR would like it here.  :dunno:
I'm MidlifeAspie.  Thanks btw for the shitstorm over your avatar.  I still get whiny emails from the religious folks who think a breast is Satan's plaything  :autism:

Ah, I thought you were. I never knew there was a shitstorm over the avatar, where that girl lives they're topless all the time so it's nothing sexual anyway. Bunch of prudes they are.
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2011, 11:35:24 AM »
lol I think tha wp avatar is fantastic. I don't mean in a pervy way, just in a pissing-off-idiots way
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Re: Under 40's thread
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2011, 11:45:38 AM »
I chose it because I like the girl's facial expression and the things she's wearing, I didn't even think about the boob thing since it's only a kid's not-quite-there boob.
But pissing off idiots is fine with me.  :2thumbsup:
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