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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #60 on: April 16, 2011, 07:31:30 AM »
Quote from: Ink Fish on April 16, 2011, 05:33:24 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 16, 2011, 05:05:06 AM
As in it's just wrong. Wrong, I tell you.

I'll bribe you with beer to look away.  :P



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You're one sick squid. :P
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #61 on: April 16, 2011, 07:49:42 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 16, 2011, 07:31:30 AM
Quote from: Ink Fish on April 16, 2011, 05:33:24 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 16, 2011, 05:05:06 AM
As in it's just wrong. Wrong, I tell you.

I'll bribe you with beer to look away.  :P



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You're one sick squid. :P

Hey! , I think I'm making a very reasonable deal here!  :P
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #62 on: April 16, 2011, 12:23:36 PM »
Quote from: Ink Fish on April 16, 2011, 04:47:35 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 16, 2011, 02:55:35 AM
I'm pretty sure no harm will come out of it, I just find that there is something dodgy with the whole thing. 

But then again, maybe we'll end up being featured on 60 minutes. :zoinks:

Just don't let pig boy near the camera.  :zombiefuck:
:agreed:
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #63 on: April 16, 2011, 01:56:15 PM »
Elizabeth,
You sent me a message and I managed to lose it. Could you resend/send me an e-mail?
Thanks so much.
- Sam
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #64 on: April 16, 2011, 02:46:11 PM »
Quote from: kahns on April 16, 2011, 01:56:15 PM
Elizabeth,
You sent me a message and I managed to lose it. Could you resend/send me an e-mail?
Thanks so much.
- Sam

Elizabeth?

Troll senses are alerted.  :orly:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #65 on: April 16, 2011, 02:48:13 PM »

Before I proceed I will like you to understand one thing, at first I was afraid if my letter will meet you in good state of mind considering the fact that I got your contact from the internet.

I know you may have received such letters before but I beg you to handle this with all you heart and you will never regret it.
 
Reasons for contacting you as follow,
 
1) Late Jimmy Malila was a big customer of our bank and I was his account manager before he died, over four years after his death no one has come for the fund ($15.Million USD), so I want you to stand as the beneficiary of the fund.
 
2) I will first in store your name in our bank data system as the next of kin to the Late Dr. Jimmy.
 
3) I am not in position to apply for the release of this fund due to my position in the bank here, so I want to front you as the next of Kin after I have done my underground work as an insider in the bank.
 
4) We need a Lawyer here to help us obtain all the necessary legal documents for smooth processing/releasing of the fund.
 
The Lawyer shall help us get a Release Form and other documents needed from high court which will proof that you are the rightful beneficiary of the fund that belongs to Dr. Jimmy.
 
As soon as the lawyer gets the legal documents from court he will present it to our head office on your behalf as your international Lawyer. He will instruct our bank on how to transfer the fund into your account.
 
This is highly confidential please keep to yourself no third party and if you want us to achieve good success at the end, please keep to my instruction and guideline.
 
Please indicate your readiness to enable us start immediately, after I see you willingness, I  will then give you contact detail of Lawyer that will assist us with the documentations but my name will not be mentioned to the Lawyer due to my position in the bank.
 
Please if you are willing to work with me, kindly fill the form below to enable me store your details in our bank data base system.
 
1) Your Full Name...............................
2) Your Age.........................................
3) Marital Statuses................................
4) Your Cell Phone Number…………..
5) Your Fax Number………………......
6) Your Country………………...............
7) Your Occupation.............................
8) Sex.................................................
9) Your Passport NO...........................
 
I wait your urgent response. kindly reply on this email for security reasons

Thanks,

Elizabeth
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2011, 02:48:44 PM »
lol funny how the number 8 with the smilie was Sex :laugh:
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2011, 03:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on April 16, 2011, 02:48:44 PM
lol funny how the number 8 with the smilie was Sex :laugh:

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2011, 03:29:24 PM »
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #69 on: April 16, 2011, 03:31:00 PM »
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #70 on: April 16, 2011, 03:46:07 PM »
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #71 on: April 16, 2011, 06:40:27 PM »
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #73 on: April 16, 2011, 08:24:33 PM »
Quote from: MLA on April 16, 2011, 07:01:22 PM
Quote from: eris on April 16, 2011, 06:40:27 PM
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Re: Riva Ritvo/Ritvo Clinic
« Reply #74 on: April 17, 2011, 03:37:57 AM »
You are all confusing me now.
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