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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #150 on: May 07, 2011, 04:30:33 AM »
I like Chicken, Cows, Pigs, Turkeys and .....well any animals that taste nice on a couple of buns with a bit of lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise.


I guess that is not quite the same thing though huh?  :-\

beef with lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise ... damn, now I'm hungry, lol

I used to work in an abattoir. You get a slightly different perspective of animals :)

Yeah, I know what you mean. My father was a butcher, and I used to see him slaughter bulls and goats and sheep every day when I was a little kid.

It can be a bit saddening to see their throats cut and blood coming out while they're still barely living and struggling. But shit, they taste so good I couldn't help thinking how good they will taste once cooked. Maybe I am a psychopath.

By the way, ever eaten goat balls? I don't know what I was thinking when my father had me eat some with him. :autism:

I honestly wish I liked vegetables more , so I could switch to vegetarian, especially after reading that post  :zombiefuck:

Would you like me to tell you about the time a bull escaped from my grandfather's grip (he was a butcher also) and started running around the village like the wild bull that he is ... only he was making very disturbing noises because ... his throat had already been half cut with blood flowing out?

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #151 on: May 07, 2011, 04:34:29 AM »
^Same. But I just like meat too much. There are loads of fruit and vegetables I don't like.

So there is a question for MCalavera:
What fruits and vegetables don't you like?

Good question.

I don't like cabbage, cauliflower, cucumbers (except Lebanese cucumbers), pickles, eggplant, grapefruit, and vegemite (oh, wait, that's not a vegetable).

That's all I can think of. If I can remember more later on, I'll let you know.

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #152 on: May 07, 2011, 04:46:01 AM »
Heh, I don't like all those things either. Except Vegemite, I do like that. Especially the cheesy Vegemite sort, I have that in sandwiches.

So I gather you are from Australia? What part? I am from the West.
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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #153 on: May 07, 2011, 06:51:29 AM »
Heh, I don't like all those things either. Except Vegemite, I do like that. Especially the cheesy Vegemite sort, I have that in sandwiches.

So I gather you are from Australia? What part? I am from the West.

Unlike the vegetables/fruit I mentioned, I can't stand Vegemite at all. First (and only) time I ate (or should I say tried to eat) some, I knew before having a taste of it that I not only wasn't going to like it, but I was going to be disgusted by the taste of it. And it turned out i was right. I almost threw up that day. So I would not want to imagine a cheesy version of it. :zombiefuck:

However, I do like eating a sandwich of Peanut Butter and Jam mixed together even though others around me find it gross.

Oh, and I currently live in Melbourne. I've noticed many Aspies (here and on WP) are from Australia but only a few from Melbourne. I did meet one guy from WP, though. Was an interesting and insightful day.

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #154 on: May 07, 2011, 09:19:06 AM »
I like Chicken, Cows, Pigs, Turkeys and .....well any animals that taste nice on a couple of buns with a bit of lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise.


I guess that is not quite the same thing though huh?  :-\

beef with lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise ... damn, now I'm hungry, lol

I used to work in an abattoir. You get a slightly different perspective of animals :)

Yeah, I know what you mean. My father was a butcher, and I used to see him slaughter bulls and goats and sheep every day when I was a little kid.

It can be a bit saddening to see their throats cut and blood coming out while they're still barely living and struggling. But shit, they taste so good I couldn't help thinking how good they will taste once cooked. Maybe I am a psychopath.

By the way, ever eaten goat balls? I don't know what I was thinking when my father had me eat some with him. :autism:

I honestly wish I liked vegetables more , so I could switch to vegetarian, especially after reading that post  :zombiefuck:

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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #155 on: May 07, 2011, 03:02:12 PM »
OK,  got another question for ya :zoinks:

In a fancy dress, pantomime horse kinda situation

-  would you be the back or the front?
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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #156 on: May 07, 2011, 11:27:11 PM »
OK,  got another question for ya :zoinks:

In a fancy dress, pantomime horse kinda situation

-  would you be the back or the front?

Front as I like to take the lead in such situations, but only on the condition that the partner behind me can be trusted.

Otherwise ... BACK is the only option!

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« Reply #157 on: May 08, 2011, 06:40:35 AM »
Front as I like to take the lead in such situations, but only on the condition that the partner behind me can be trusted.

 :orly:

I'm guessing I'm one of those who "couldn't be trusted"  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #158 on: May 08, 2011, 07:07:55 AM »
If you should be at the back, keep your hands above the belt. And don't pinch my man nipples. If you promise me that, I'll trust you all the way :autism:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #159 on: May 08, 2011, 07:19:33 AM »
If you should be at the back, keep your hands above the belt. And don't pinch my man nipples. If you promise me that, I'll trust you all the way :autism:

It's not your nipples at risk.  :eyebrows:



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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #160 on: May 08, 2011, 07:21:22 AM »
If you should be at the back, keep your hands above the belt. And don't pinch my man nipples. If you promise me that, I'll trust you all the way :autism:

It's not your nipples at risk.  :eyebrows:



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« Reply #161 on: May 08, 2011, 07:27:20 AM »
Oh, dear. There goes my manhood. :violin:

PM, manage the men's forum for me. I'm no longer worthy.

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #162 on: May 08, 2011, 08:25:33 AM »
If you should be at the back, keep your hands above the belt. And don't pinch my man nipples. If you promise me that, I'll trust you all the way :autism:

It's not your nipples at risk.  :eyebrows:



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You're next.  :toporly:

Oh, dear. There goes my manhood. :violin:

PM, manage the men's forum for me. I'm no longer worthy.

 :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #163 on: May 08, 2011, 08:46:53 AM »
Oh, dear. There goes my manhood. :violin:

PM, manage the men's forum for me. I'm no longer worthy.

I'm confused here, please explain.

@Sexy c, what do you mean, i'm next?
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Re: I ask MCalavera, you can too!
« Reply #164 on: May 08, 2011, 08:50:42 AM »
Don't take it seriously. I'm just joking.

But since we're on about men's forum, just thought I'd let the guys here know that we moved the forum to the following URL address:

http://www.menandautism.com/

So now there's more flexibility and a shoutbox added. But need to move it to the bottom soon to make the forum not look so weird.