Paraphrased:
I don't have any friends or joy in my life so I spend my time railing against whatever I can think of
People who are upset that their game server went down should die a horrible death in a gas chamber? Really? Are you being ironic? Do you know what hyperbolic means? Are you really challenging the legions of gaming nerds to a big-dick contest?
Maybe this is ingenious. It makes it much harder to rag on you when you come across as such a pathetic, sad-sack, dysfunctional little boy. Is this the intent?