In a bid to save money, the nhs are telling couples seeking IVF to go and fuck themselves
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
If I ever have a job again, I'm going to try to be a gemstone miner.
Everytime I go out in public, people stare like you wouldn't believe. next time I fucking swear I'm blowing a kiss at themsee how fast they get there eyeballs somewhere else!
The employee's at Albertsons are very friendly. which as it turns out, is why I give them my business.
Quote from: Richard on August 31, 2013, 07:46:45 PMEverytime I go out in public, people stare like you wouldn't believe. next time I fucking swear I'm blowing a kiss at themsee how fast they get there eyeballs somewhere else! I, on the other hand, have the gift of invisibility. I pass unnoticed through the crowds!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 31, 2013, 09:41:03 PMQuote from: Richard on August 31, 2013, 07:46:45 PMEverytime I go out in public, people stare like you wouldn't believe. next time I fucking swear I'm blowing a kiss at themsee how fast they get there eyeballs somewhere else! I, on the other hand, have the gift of invisibility. I pass unnoticed through the crowds!That's a terrifying thought. There's an invisible Weeble troll walking among us.
I see someone is hiding under a chair here,