A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Pyraxis on August 13, 2016, 03:16:47 PMI have no idea how you're managing to use four. Maybe he built a fort.
I have no idea how you're managing to use four.
My remote pointer for presentations decided to not only stop working but to literally fall apart.
Quote from: odeon on August 14, 2016, 07:08:34 AMMy remote pointer for presentations decided to not only stop working but to literally fall apart.Where can you buy another one of those from?
Quote from: WolFish on August 13, 2016, 12:42:06 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on August 13, 2016, 09:53:54 AMOur washer doesn't fit all the bedsheets in the house.maybe just your sheets? mine would not fit - i have at least five sets unopened and at least four sets (your old ones included) in use.I meant all the bedsheets currently being used, and I have no idea how you're managing to use four. One on your bed, one on the couch, and then I'm lost.
Quote from: Pyraxis on August 13, 2016, 09:53:54 AMOur washer doesn't fit all the bedsheets in the house.maybe just your sheets? mine would not fit - i have at least five sets unopened and at least four sets (your old ones included) in use.
Our washer doesn't fit all the bedsheets in the house.
I spotted no less than five newly wed couples posing for pictures today.
Quote from: odeon on August 27, 2016, 03:10:06 PMI spotted no less than five newly wed couples posing for pictures today. They'll all be divorced within 10 years. Dumbasses.
Quote from: odeon on August 27, 2016, 03:10:06 PMI spotted no less than five newly wed couples posing for pictures today.Different places or same one? There is a spot in my town it's by the ponds, with a little waterfall with a small foot bridge in front of it leading to a tiny island, some days they are lined up to get photos there
The days are definitely getting shorter. Winter will be here before we know it!
It's colder, too. Summer's not over yet, though.