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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2295 on: July 03, 2014, 04:25:34 PM »
People always seem to put plants and garden stuff right where you need to.put ladders to reach the gutters
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2296 on: July 06, 2014, 02:15:40 PM »
My old man got me a new vacuum pump, plus some high vac pump oil for my b/day :D
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2297 on: July 06, 2014, 02:44:40 PM »
My old man got me a new vacuum pump, plus some high vac pump oil for my b/day :D

Ah, can odeon use them?  His fingers hurt.  Or maybe Peter?
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2298 on: July 06, 2014, 03:57:13 PM »
That's a different kind of OCD.

    :indeed:   I generally don't give a rat's ass about things being lined up neatly.

That must be why your margins keep changing. :P This flock of owls doesn't bother you? :toporly:

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That's a different kind of OCD.

    :indeed:   I generally don't give a rat's ass about things being lined up neatly.

Which is why I don't take you on my military inspections.  I thrill to see all the members standing at attention, ramrod straight, waiting for my approval.

Will you tap them appreciatively on their heads, if you are well pleased with the appearance?

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2299 on: July 06, 2014, 04:06:29 PM »
Use it for what?
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2300 on: July 06, 2014, 04:44:15 PM »
  That morning antacid might not work if you wash it down with orange juice!  :duh:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2301 on: July 06, 2014, 05:07:31 PM »
If you have heartburn or reflux issues, I reccomend gaviscon over traditional antacid tablets, the alginate in it coats the oesophagus and helps stop it burning if something on the menu decides it wants to fight back.

I get the stuff on my RX, used it  earlier today, after drinking a whole bottle of 'sourz', a schnapps-esque mid strength sweet flavoured spirit drink, that is, as the name predicts, sour as hell. Did the entire bottle in three big shots, and got heartburn as well as pissed, but a few swallows of gaviscon reduced that to just 'pissed' :P
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2302 on: July 06, 2014, 07:16:53 PM »
  I also suspect my weight is back up to a certain point at which heartburn becomes a daily concern.  :apondering:
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2303 on: July 06, 2014, 08:08:23 PM »
Use it for what?

He has been complaining about his fingers hurting him.  I suggested he try jacking off with his toes.  A vacuum pump and pump oil would probably be better and easier.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2304 on: July 06, 2014, 08:56:18 PM »
This one would tear his gonads off, or stretch them into something resembling a noodle. Or possibly, turn them inside out.

CBC-bah!, I get vicious reflux and I weigh fuck all.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2305 on: July 06, 2014, 09:07:34 PM »
CBC-bah!, I get vicious reflux and I weigh fuck all.

  Reflux sucks, in my case it is a sign of having reached a higher level of obesity.  :orly: 
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2306 on: July 06, 2014, 10:15:59 PM »
In mine, I put it down to my GI system just taking a general and highly prejudiced dislike of the rest of me.

I'm rx'd gaviscon by the ton, along with ranitidine and a proton pump inhibitor, varies between pantoprazole and omeprazole, and lansoprazole has been used also, although I can't say I notice any difference between the different PPIs.

I don't think I'm at much danger from obesity. For two reasons. I've one of those metabolisms that seem to be ok with packing down as much of whatever as it takes to satisfy my appetite, and two, there never seems to be enough food here anyway.
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2307 on: July 07, 2014, 04:15:58 PM »
There seems to be some sort of road construction or overhead wire work every block around here
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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2308 on: July 07, 2014, 04:55:42 PM »
I have found out that the ONLY way to remove the door lock mechanism on the rear side door an a land rover discovery is to take off the door top...one of the support bars for it totally blocks getting the lock out... wonderful design feature that!

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Re: Random observations from your day
« Reply #2309 on: July 08, 2014, 08:31:40 AM »
CBC-bah!, I get vicious reflux and I weigh fuck all.

  Reflux sucks, in my case it is a sign of having reached a higher level of obesity.  :orly: 

:congrats: :P
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