Hey CBC, (and anyone else) let's have a bad song thread.

[bodie]

i am a bit late to butt in

but this has gotta be a contender

[bodie]

this makes me cringe

["couldbecousin"]

this makes me cringe

Yeah, the only good thing about it is the Queen sample. What a poseur. 

[Osensitive1]

Six pages already and no Yoko?

[bodie]

nah .... this is just too fuckin funny


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"Wham,  bam,  i am a man...."

[bodie]

i have found this, even worse

[bodie]

and this,  reminds me of family parties

in particular the awful memory of my mom and my aunties 'dancing'
 

[P7PSP]

Wow! Yoko Oh No, Vanilla Ice and Black Lace all overlooked up until now. Good going troops!    :lol:

[Eclair]

OK...I just listened to the whole thing...there are so many kinds of wrong in that song.

"I took my turn riding Teddy Bear"?

Sounds like a bunch of devo truckers hanging out at a little boys house. I was waiting for the chorus.

You win.

Red Sovine was definitely horrid. 

Believe it or not, there's a sequel! 

I don't know why it's not showing, but I responded to this post yesterday. 

Anyways. What I wanted to say was, I didn't believe it could get any worse, but the sequel was just  .

Actually, it could get worse, you could be the poor person who's claim to fame was that your Mother *sang* (loose term), the song "Teddy Bear - The Sequel"...

how fucking embarrassing would that be!

[P7PSP]

That would totally suck! My mother is cool, she would never have done anything that awful. 

["couldbecousin"]

OK...I just listened to the whole thing...there are so many kinds of wrong in that song.

"I took my turn riding Teddy Bear"?

Sounds like a bunch of devo truckers hanging out at a little boys house. I was waiting for the chorus.

You win.

Red Sovine was definitely horrid. 

Believe it or not, there's a sequel! 

I don't know why it's not showing, but I responded to this post yesterday. 

Anyways. What I wanted to say was, I didn't believe it could get any worse, but the sequel was just  .

Actually, it could get worse, you could be the poor person who's claim to fame was that your Mother *sang* (loose term), the song "Teddy Bear - The Sequel"...

how fucking embarrassing would that be!

Thank you for re-posting! I agree, it's pretty embarrassing. It wasn't clear to me from the song itself, but the Wikipedia entry
said that "Teddy Bear's Last Ride" refers to the fact that one of the many 18-wheelers in the procession is used as the boy's hearse.
Would that even have been legal?  *reminds self...it's OK, it's only a song!*   

[bodie]

There is another really awful song,  don't know who sings it
but i think it's called 'is this the way to amarillo?'  or something like that

anyway it has to go on the list.  It's proper pants.


as is this 


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oh god those awful memories of family parties again

["couldbecousin"]

Ickily over-the-top slow-dance-type song,
heard it constantly at work in the 80s, hate it! 

[sanefan]

Cum fuckee suckee lickee macarena. 

Cheech and Chong might make the Macarena more tolerable for you:




My contribution to this list:

[Eclair]

^ OK, that is just...fuck...I don't even have the words. You pwnd us!

I guess the positive is that it seems that she caught a plane out of town at the end of it all.

Maybe she started a new life and morphed into this;



The physical similarities should not go unnoticed!