Hahahahahahahahaha!

[Frolic_Fun]

I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone.

And have premarital sex right on the altar.

I could put all the crosses upside down and graft hilariously huge genitals onto the statues.

[Osensitive1]

I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone.

I have worked on ones being converted to residences before including a very large one turned into condos right near Yale.  The stained glass was beautiful though some were too religious to have in a bedroom for my tastes

Once saw one of those home shows with a church converted to home. It was nice.

[Squidusa]

I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone.

And have premarital sex right on the altar.

Okay, now that is hot and now I feel awful because my Dad is a High Priest. I tell ya, it's always the Preachers kid that you have watch out for 

 :lol:

It would be better if I had gay premarital sex with someone on the altar , god'd probably strike me down afterwards though 

[Semicolon]

I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone.

And have premarital sex right on the altar.

Okay, now that is hot and now I feel awful because my Dad is a High Priest. I tell ya, it's always the Preachers kid that you have watch out for 

 :lol:

It would be better if I had gay premarital sex with someone on the altar , god'd probably strike me down afterwards though 

You could go further. Replace the holy water with large containers of lube, and have a gay orgy on the altar WHILE USING CONDOMS. That'll really piss God off. 

[Squidusa]

I would actually love to own a church. Convert it into a house for myself and use the organ to piss off everyone.

And have premarital sex right on the altar.

Okay, now that is hot and now I feel awful because my Dad is a High Priest. I tell ya, it's always the Preachers kid that you have watch out for 

 :lol:

It would be better if I had gay premarital sex with someone on the altar , god'd probably strike me down afterwards though 

You could go further. Replace the holy water with large containers of lube, and have a gay orgy on the altar WHILE USING CONDOMS. That'll really piss God off. 

 

I like your thinking.

[midlifeaspie]

I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex. 

[Callaway]

I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex. 

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

[midlifeaspie]

I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex. 

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

That usually ends as a fight doesn't it?

[Icequeen]

One of the bars my ex considered buying (before he bought his) was an old church converted into a bar...they had a huge dance floor where the pews used to be, the bar was located where the altar was, and they had the sound & light effects for dances set up in the balcony above the doors.

It was pretty cool, the location sucked ass though.

['Butterflies']

I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex. 

You're forgetting the eventuality where I post a naked picture of Peaguy

[Squidusa]

I am proposing "Intensity's Law". 

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex. 

You're forgetting the eventuality where I post a naked picture of Peaguy

oh well , at least it's better than your appalachia fetish 

[Callaway]

I am proposing "Intensity's Law".  

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

That usually ends as a fight doesn't it?

Yes, but those don't usually last long since only one side is well-armed.

versus

 

[Semicolon]

I am proposing "Intensity's Law".  

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

That usually ends as a fight doesn't it?

Yes, but those don't usually last long since only one side is well-armed.

versus

 

The American side! 

 

[Squidusa]

I am proposing "Intensity's Law".  

This is the theory that any topic posted on I2 will devolve, within 4 pages, into a fight, anal sex, or a fight about anal sex.  

You forgot the pro-gun versus the anti-gun discussion.

That usually ends as a fight doesn't it?

Yes, but those don't usually last long since only one side is well-armed.

versus

 

The American side! 

 

You're correct , the cholestrol in your food is enough to kill anything 

[Adam]

Yeah all they gotta do is sit their fat ass on us and we're fucked