A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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She has appeared!
Quote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 07:06:51 AMShe has appeared! And just like that *snaps fingers* ... she's gone! Only till tonight. Gotta go to work now.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Dear Weeble, I missed the magic moment of your presence, how can I ever be happy again?
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 09:23:55 AMDear Weeble, I missed the magic moment of your presence, how can I ever be happy again?You could miss that magic moment again.
Quote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 01:32:04 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 09:23:55 AMDear Weeble, I missed the magic moment of your presence, how can I ever be happy again?You could miss that magic moment again. I probably will. It is about bedtime here.
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 02:39:45 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 01:32:04 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 09:23:55 AMDear Weeble, I missed the magic moment of your presence, how can I ever be happy again?You could miss that magic moment again. I probably will. It is about bedtime here.You're lucky.
Quote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 03:01:02 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 02:39:45 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 01:32:04 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 09:23:55 AMDear Weeble, I missed the magic moment of your presence, how can I ever be happy again?You could miss that magic moment again. I probably will. It is about bedtime here.You're lucky. That's a matter of perspective. By the time I have to get up, you have the night on your side.
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 03:05:00 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 03:01:02 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 02:39:45 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 01:32:04 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 09:23:55 AMDear Weeble, I missed the magic moment of your presence, how can I ever be happy again?You could miss that magic moment again. I probably will. It is about bedtime here.You're lucky. That's a matter of perspective. By the time I have to get up, you have the night on your side.I'm a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. Why don't you take an overnight flight to America? You'll get to sleep in.
Quote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 06:09:53 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 03:05:00 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 03:01:02 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 02:39:45 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 01, 2014, 01:32:04 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 09:23:55 AMDear Weeble, I missed the magic moment of your presence, how can I ever be happy again?You could miss that magic moment again. I probably will. It is about bedtime here.You're lucky. That's a matter of perspective. By the time I have to get up, you have the night on your side.I'm a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. Why don't you take an overnight flight to America? You'll get to sleep in. The distance to cover to my work would be too much to do by bike. "Stalen ros" (steel horse) is a Dutch nickname for a bicycle, btw.
No carbs and cheese for the Weeble.
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 02, 2014, 09:21:39 AMNo carbs and cheese for the Weeble. I should call her out.
We should all call her out.
