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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2011, 04:59:58 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on March 27, 2011, 03:10:39 PM
I am 'Bodaccea Queen of the Iceni Tribe' and as i am sure you are aware i have my own
drunken celtic subjects to deal with. :beergrin:

However i do feel in these modern times it would be prudent to join forces,

Therefore, it is with much honour, i say to thee
'At your service Ma'am'

Please let me know, at your earliest convenience, what role i should serve her majesty.

Obviously, a domestic role would be out of the question.  I would, however, be honoured
if you would care to perhaps think of my palace as your 'get away retreat'   or 'holiday home'
I can assure you i am aware of the trials and demands of being titled 'Queen'

I shall await your response in eager anticipation.


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Bodaccea, Queen of the Iceni Tribe, would you be my liason with the original inhabitants of this glorious Isle?  And I give you special permission to kick any Roman butt you find.  I will even send reinforcements.
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2011, 05:02:05 PM »
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2011, 05:05:43 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 27, 2011, 04:59:58 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on March 27, 2011, 03:10:39 PM
I am 'Bodaccea Queen of the Iceni Tribe' and as i am sure you are aware i have my own
drunken celtic subjects to deal with. :beergrin:

However i do feel in these modern times it would be prudent to join forces,

Therefore, it is with much honour, i say to thee
'At your service Ma'am'

Please let me know, at your earliest convenience, what role i should serve her majesty.

Obviously, a domestic role would be out of the question.  I would, however, be honoured
if you would care to perhaps think of my palace as your 'get away retreat'   or 'holiday home'
I can assure you i am aware of the trials and demands of being titled 'Queen'

I shall await your response in eager anticipation.


  :zoinks:


Bodaccea, Queen of the Iceni Tribe, would you be my liason with the original inhabitants of this glorious Isle?  And I give you special permission to kick any Roman butt you find.  I will even send reinforcements.
of course your majesty :viking: :viking: :viking: let the fun commence
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2011, 05:08:18 PM »
Quote from: PPK on March 27, 2011, 05:02:05 PM


very funny...we don't run

do you know what, that song,  it was one my folks played when i was
a little girl :plus:
happy times :2thumbsup:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM »
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2011, 05:15:45 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on March 27, 2011, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: PPK on March 27, 2011, 05:02:05 PM


very funny...we don't run

do you know what, that song,  it was one my folks played when i was
a little girl :plus:
happy times :2thumbsup:
:thumbup:

Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
Makeup your mind Soph. Incest. Good or bad? You are all over the map here. It is now looking like it is only bad to you when it suits you to have it be bad.
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2011, 05:16:07 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks

At least he's not a scouse.  :zoinks:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2011, 05:16:53 PM »
Quote from: PPK on March 27, 2011, 05:15:45 PM
Makeup your mind Soph. Incest. Good or bad? You are all over the map here. It is now looking like it is only bad to you when it suits you to have it be bad.

lol Retard. When did I ever say incest was good?
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2011, 05:27:50 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: PPK on March 27, 2011, 05:15:45 PM
Makeup your mind Soph. Incest. Good or bad? You are all over the map here. It is now looking like it is only bad to you when it suits you to have it be bad.

lol Retard. When did I ever say incest was good?
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 12:46:31 PM
But who are we to force our morals on other people when they aren't harming anyone?
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks
That appears to be a value judgment based on alleged incestuous ancestry. And where does someone else's obesity harm you or others Soph.  :hahaha:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2011, 05:33:58 PM »
Soph needs to be  :viking: and harden the fuck up!  :orly:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2011, 05:46:22 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on March 27, 2011, 05:33:58 PM
Soph needs to be  :viking: and harden the fuck up!  :orly:

If Soph had a penis, I would interpret that statement differently.  :orly:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2011, 05:57:02 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on March 27, 2011, 05:33:58 PM
Soph needs to be  :viking: and harden the fuck up!  :orly:
:agreed:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2011, 09:33:00 PM »
Quote from: PPK on March 27, 2011, 05:02:05 PM


The battle site is about 25 miles downriver from me.  The gravemarkers of both the American and British soldiers were in fairly poor shape before Katrina.  Since the battle happened in St. Bernard Parish and since every single inch of the parish was flooded in Katrina to about 10 feet+, I'm not sure what shape they are in now.  On January 8 every year they have a night and day re-enactment of the battle.  I've never gone since we lost the battle. 
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2011, 09:37:48 PM »
You just need to remember I am the God Emperor of the Universe.  :respect:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2011, 10:34:00 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks

Really?  Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?

Here's what Johnny Horton looks like:

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