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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #150 on: August 29, 2013, 06:11:49 PM »
What happens if you do?
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #151 on: August 29, 2013, 06:15:33 PM »
The truth comes out
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #152 on: August 29, 2013, 08:22:15 PM »
Go'auld
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #153 on: August 29, 2013, 08:34:04 PM »
Don't sweat the small stuff and remember how lucky you are.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #154 on: August 30, 2013, 06:46:41 AM »
Think twice, no thrice, before sticking items up your bum!
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #155 on: August 30, 2013, 11:39:41 AM »
Mcjagger knows a way to pleasurably finger yourself. I tried getting him to show me, but he hasn't responded thus far
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #156 on: August 30, 2013, 01:24:55 PM »
My wise father used to quote this brilliant adage, that basically explains everything, by saying: 'Son, when the....

Fuck, I can't recall now.

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #157 on: August 30, 2013, 01:33:18 PM »
Quote from: lutra on August 30, 2013, 01:24:55 PM
My wise father used to quote this brilliant adage, that basically explains everything, by saying: 'Son, when the....

Fuck, I can't recall now.

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I feel so let down now!
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #158 on: August 30, 2013, 01:40:14 PM »
^ It was a joke, Triggert. I'm sørry.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #159 on: August 30, 2013, 01:43:25 PM »
Quote from: lutra on August 30, 2013, 01:40:14 PM
^ It was a joke, Triggert. I'm sørry.

No you are nøt!
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #160 on: August 30, 2013, 02:02:05 PM »
^ No, I'm not, really. (sørry)

Well, I laughed for a bit posting that but I could be the only one here. Hope not.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #161 on: August 30, 2013, 07:17:49 PM »
Lapdances are a waste of money. just go home and jack off,  :P
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #162 on: August 31, 2013, 07:26:35 AM »
Quote from: Richard on August 30, 2013, 07:17:49 PM
Lapdances are a waste of money. just go home and jack off,  :P

      :agreed:    And save your money to buy fire agates and other precious stones!
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #163 on: August 31, 2013, 07:42:59 AM »
Quote from: Richard on August 30, 2013, 07:17:49 PM
Lapdances are a waste of money. just go home and jack off,  :P
Most of the women that do them are really from Lapland either.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #164 on: August 31, 2013, 08:52:24 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 31, 2013, 07:26:35 AM
:agreed:    And save your money to buy fire agates and other precious stones!
True. lately I have been loving purple colored gemstones like Charolite (I'm sure its spelled wrong.)

It comes only from Russia. and is a beautiful waxy pearly purple color, almost reminds me of one of those opalescent bowling balls you find at the bowling ally.  :2thumbsup:
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