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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #90 on: September 25, 2011, 08:03:32 PM »
Try not to leave home without a $20 bill.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #91 on: September 25, 2011, 09:09:17 PM »
Determinism should not be used as an excuse for no responsibility.

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #92 on: September 25, 2011, 09:16:34 PM »
lube with spermicide in it burns when used anally
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #93 on: September 25, 2011, 10:33:05 PM »
Quote from: eris on September 25, 2011, 09:16:34 PM
lube with spermicide in it burns when used anally

Unless you have a very unusual anatomy you don't need lube with spermicide in it when you have anal sex.  Super glue will do quite nicely.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #94 on: September 26, 2011, 12:41:49 AM »
NEVER panic behind the wheel of a motor vehicle or you will likely lose control in an emergency situation and end up dead. I don't get credit for much from the ball and chain, but I have mad driving skills and once again likely saved all our lives being cool and calm under pressure. You have to feel the road through the steering wheel and floor pedals to avoid sudden jerking motions that tend to result in bigger uncontrollable reactions. Also, constantlly know your surroundings so you know where you can and cannot swerve to in an emergency without even needing to look.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #95 on: September 26, 2011, 06:17:57 AM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on September 26, 2011, 12:41:49 AM
NEVER panic behind the wheel of a motor vehicle or you will likely lose control in an emergency situation and end up dead. I don't get credit for much from the ball and chain, but I have mad driving skills and once again likely saved all our lives being cool and calm under pressure. You have to feel the road through the steering wheel and floor pedals to avoid sudden jerking motions that tend to result in bigger uncontrollable reactions. Also, constantlly know your surroundings so you know where you can and cannot swerve to in an emergency without even needing to look.

 I don't think I'm ever going to get a driver's license.  Your kind of split-second decision-making skill eludes me.   :orly:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #96 on: September 26, 2011, 06:19:37 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 25, 2011, 08:03:32 PM
Try not to leave home without a $20 bill in case you meet a Weeble and want to treat her to a nice meal!

 Exactly!  :2thumbsup: ;)
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #97 on: September 26, 2011, 06:57:08 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 26, 2011, 06:17:57 AM
Quote from: Trigger 11 on September 26, 2011, 12:41:49 AM
NEVER panic behind the wheel of a motor vehicle or you will likely lose control in an emergency situation and end up dead. I don't get credit for much from the ball and chain, but I have mad driving skills and once again likely saved all our lives being cool and calm under pressure. You have to feel the road through the steering wheel and floor pedals to avoid sudden jerking motions that tend to result in bigger uncontrollable reactions. Also, constantlly know your surroundings so you know where you can and cannot swerve to in an emergency without even needing to look.

 I don't think I'm ever going to get a driver's license.  Your kind of split-second decision-making skill eludes me.   :orly:

It's not that bad really. Driving itself is pretty easy under normal situations. What Trigger is spouting is something that is taught more in advanced driving courses (I think).
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #98 on: September 26, 2011, 05:41:32 PM »
I consider it more instinctual! :headbang2:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #99 on: September 26, 2011, 07:40:02 PM »
Big drill bits get HOT when drilling lots of holes
Something my helper learned today
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #100 on: September 27, 2011, 10:11:34 PM »

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #101 on: January 15, 2012, 03:11:29 PM »
Soft scrub plus magic eraser = no more soap scum.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #102 on: January 15, 2012, 03:36:43 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 15, 2012, 03:11:29 PM
Soft scrub plus magic eraser = no more soap scum.

 So you have to put a cleaning agent on the Magic Eraser?  I thought it just needed
 water, no wonder it never worked for me.  I feel stupid yet also enlightened!  :autism:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #103 on: January 15, 2012, 04:17:49 PM »
Keep a roll of duct tape in the car it is useful in all kinds of situations.  I have taped up radiator hoses and the tail lights back onto my car to be able to drive it home I have also used it in first aid to tape up broken fingers and with a paper towel over bad cuts at work.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #104 on: January 15, 2012, 05:03:43 PM »
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