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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2011, 03:56:06 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 01, 2011, 03:42:40 AM
Quote from: bodaccea on May 01, 2011, 03:37:01 AM
Do not ever operate a cordless drill with long hair unless it is tied back!

Hair could get caught,  it could wind around your finger, which is still

on the 'on' switch so you can't turn it off!  and you could nearly

end up drilling a hole in your head.

At least you can pull plug if it is mains operated....

stupid stupid stupid woman!!!

Yes, power tools and long hair that's not tied back can be a dangerous combination.

Yes damn right.  i get into a 'mood' where i try and get so many things done  and

i feel guilty if they been undone a while.  So when i 'get one on me'  i don't always

think of safety! ripped out loadsa hair too  :(
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2011, 04:39:16 AM »
     Fortunately you have loads of hair to begin with, hope you are otherwise OK.  :hug:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2011, 04:40:18 AM »
Quote from: PPK on April 16, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
Don't cook bacon while naked.

 Do you have pictures/video of this event, so we can better understand the dangers?  :zoinks:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2011, 09:48:09 AM »
Buy potato chips in bulk and keep stashes of potato chips in the house, so you don't have to post about how you don't have any when you want them. :zoinks:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2011, 09:50:21 AM »
Keep all the loose change you get in stores in your car so if you forget you wallet you can still get a cup of coffee and a newspaper
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2011, 11:33:17 AM »
When apologizing say, "I was wrong.  What I did was careless, thoughtless, etc.  Will you forgive me?" 
That keeps it about the other person.

Saying, "I'm sorry, but..."  That places the emphasis on you (I had a headache, I had a rough day at the office,  the kids drove me crazy today, etc.) rather than making peace with the other person.  It's about them, not you.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2011, 12:24:23 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 01, 2011, 11:33:17 AM
When apologizing say, "I was wrong.  What I did was careless, thoughtless, etc.  Will you forgive me?" 
That keeps it about the other person.

Saying, "I'm sorry, but..."  That places the emphasis on you (I had a headache, I had a rough day at the office,  the kids drove me crazy today, etc.) rather than making peace with the other person.  It's about them, not you.

Never say those words to a lawyer
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2011, 01:40:25 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 01, 2011, 12:24:23 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 01, 2011, 11:33:17 AM
When apologizing say, "I was wrong.  What I did was careless, thoughtless, etc.  Will you forgive me?" 
That keeps it about the other person.

Saying, "I'm sorry, but..."  That places the emphasis on you (I had a headache, I had a rough day at the office,  the kids drove me crazy today, etc.) rather than making peace with the other person.  It's about them, not you.

Never say those words to a lawyer

      :plus:  to each of you.  You're both right!
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2011, 02:21:00 PM »
I stole the concept from a movie, but added my own twist

"the reason why I like 19 year old submissive boys is because I keep getting older and they stay the same age"

but I really dont want to "talk" to them


I guess what Im trying to say, is dont shit where you eat.



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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2011, 09:11:17 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 01, 2011, 04:40:18 AM
Quote from: PPK on April 16, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
Don't cook bacon while naked.

 Do you have pictures/video of this event, so we can better understand the dangers?  :zoinks:

Cause popping grease can land on your private parts.  :orly:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2011, 09:17:54 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 03, 2011, 09:11:17 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 01, 2011, 04:40:18 AM
Quote from: PPK on April 16, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
Don't cook bacon while naked.

 Do you have pictures/video of this event, so we can better understand the dangers?  :zoinks:

Cause popping grease can land on your private parts.  :orly:

   Shhh! I'm trying to get some pictures and/or video here!  :P
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2011, 09:18:15 AM »
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2011, 01:40:02 PM »
It's better to really enjoy a nice dish than to eat a table full of fast food and feel lousy afterwards. (or something)
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2011, 01:49:37 PM »
Quote from: lutra on May 03, 2011, 01:40:02 PM
It's better to really enjoy a nice dish than to eat a table full of fast food and feel lousy afterwards. (or something)

 :agreed:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2011, 03:11:54 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on May 01, 2011, 03:56:06 AM
Quote from: Callaway on May 01, 2011, 03:42:40 AM
Quote from: bodaccea on May 01, 2011, 03:37:01 AM
Do not ever operate a cordless drill with long hair unless it is tied back!

Hair could get caught,  it could wind around your finger, which is still

on the 'on' switch so you can't turn it off!  and you could nearly

end up drilling a hole in your head.

At least you can pull plug if it is mains operated....

stupid stupid stupid woman!!!

Yes, power tools and long hair that's not tied back can be a dangerous combination.

Yes damn right.  i get into a 'mood' where i try and get so many things done  and

i feel guilty if they been undone a while.  So when i 'get one on me'  i don't always

think of safety! ripped out loadsa hair too  :(

Your lucky a woman at Yale died a couple weeks ago when her hair got caught in a lathe working on her senior project
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