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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #75 on: July 01, 2011, 04:40:48 PM »
Quote from: parts on July 01, 2011, 04:38:02 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2011, 04:35:57 PM
Quote from: parts on July 01, 2011, 04:33:16 PM
Don't buy anything not prepackaged to eat at all from the roach coach :zombiefuck:

  Fixed.  :sick:

I stick to just candy bars,chips and soda, Also just name brands I know

 Do the roaches bag up the goodies for you with their little forelegs?  :zoinks:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #76 on: July 01, 2011, 08:03:47 PM »
Stalk your bank account.  Someone at the bank had 4 overdrawn checks @ $35 a check.  Evidently this wasn't the first time for him because they wouldn't waive or reduce the fees.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #77 on: July 03, 2011, 01:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 08, 2011, 06:11:10 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 08, 2011, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: parts on June 08, 2011, 02:53:50 PM
Go with your gut instincts most of the time they are right

^ Can that also be interpreted as "Don't drink so much next time"?  :lol:

If you always follow that advice, you will soon be a teetotaler. :meditate:
Nothing wrong with being a teetotaller.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #78 on: July 03, 2011, 01:38:40 PM »
Wounded pride hurts a FUCKTON less than a broken heart.

You do not have to love your family, associate with your family, or even have any communication with your family.

Trustworthy people are few and far between and ought to be cherished.

Everyone's (at least) a little bit fucked up, once you get to know them well enough.

Always know where the fuse box is.

Always have a spare key.

Men always appear more competent and knowledgable when you first meet them than they do when you get to know them and realize what their knowledge and abilities actually are.

People almost always appear happier and better put-together before you get to know them.

Caffiene after 4pm = insomnia.  Don't do it.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #79 on: July 03, 2011, 01:42:13 PM »
If you are a short, cute female, you will be categorized by most people as "nonthreatening" and probably as "nice" as well.  This is a category that has tenacity far past these being logical qualities to attribute to you based on additional information.  Doubly so if you are prone to squeaking when startled.   :laugh:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #80 on: July 03, 2011, 02:32:44 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 03, 2011, 01:38:40 PM
Caffiene after 4pm = insomnia.  Don't do it.

 And the time now is ... 4:32 p.m.  Whoops.  :autism:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #81 on: July 03, 2011, 09:15:08 PM »
Little white pills stuck under your tongue make an incredibly burning sensation until you get enough water to finish the dose.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #82 on: July 03, 2011, 09:48:29 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 03, 2011, 02:32:44 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 03, 2011, 01:38:40 PM
Caffiene after 4pm = insomnia.  Don't do it.

 And the time now is ... 4:32 p.m.  Whoops.  :autism:
CBC- re: your "plus" to my karma:  "Eeep!" is my battle cry goddamn it!   :laugh:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #83 on: July 03, 2011, 10:24:36 PM »
If you puke, but you don't want to get it on the carpet, you can't just swallow the vomit because it comes right back up again.  :dunno:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #84 on: July 03, 2011, 10:25:03 PM »
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #85 on: July 04, 2011, 05:44:05 AM »
Quote from: Scraphawk on July 03, 2011, 10:24:36 PM
If you puke, but you don't want to get it on the carpet, you can't just swallow the vomit because it comes right back up again.  :dunno:
Quote from: skyblue1 on July 03, 2011, 10:25:03 PM


Life lesson:

Reading these quoted posts together is damaging to a good appetite.


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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #86 on: July 04, 2011, 05:52:49 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 03, 2011, 09:48:29 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 03, 2011, 02:32:44 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 03, 2011, 01:38:40 PM
Caffiene after 4pm = insomnia.  Don't do it.

 And the time now is ... 4:32 p.m.  Whoops.  :autism:
CBC- re: your "plus" to my karma:  "Eeep!" is my battle cry goddamn it!   :laugh:

 Then fight on bravely, small warrior, fight on!  :viking:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #87 on: July 04, 2011, 11:23:53 AM »
One flash light is never enough always have two just in case one dies.  I have about four in my van
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #88 on: September 24, 2011, 10:25:54 PM »
Think twice, marry once.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #89 on: September 25, 2011, 07:58:55 PM »
devils may come disguised as angels

and vice versa
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