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Offline McGiver

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1140 on: May 29, 2007, 06:42:18 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on May 29, 2007, 04:20:56 AM
I'm more concerned about the likelihood of nicking my bollockbag shaving it before my 'snip' than actually going for the damn thing.  :-\

so you are going for the worry free sex procedure?

may i recommend that you have your wife shave your nutters for you, then finish you off with a BJ?

random truth....nothing gets me harder than having my bollucks shaved by someone else.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1141 on: May 29, 2007, 11:29:49 AM »
Quote from: McQuagmire on May 29, 2007, 06:42:18 AM
Quote from: duncvis on May 29, 2007, 04:20:56 AM
I'm more concerned about the likelihood of nicking my bollockbag shaving it before my 'snip' than actually going for the damn thing.  :-\

may i recommend that you have your wife shave your nutters for you, then finish you off with a BJ?


I have to agree with this, also use some nice mild soap.   Sensitive skin shaving cream would be nice.  I'm sure PI would be very gentle...until afterwards. :eyebrows:
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1142 on: May 29, 2007, 12:42:56 PM »
I have something in common with Hitler
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1143 on: May 29, 2007, 12:46:26 PM »
Quote from: In The spaGhetto on May 29, 2007, 12:42:56 PM
I have something in common with Hitler

Eugenics?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1144 on: May 29, 2007, 01:10:37 PM »
Quote from: In The spaGhetto on May 29, 2007, 12:42:56 PM
I have something in common with Hitler

Does it pertain to bollocks?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1145 on: May 29, 2007, 01:37:17 PM »
yep
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1146 on: January 16, 2008, 10:54:56 AM »
I wear socks out at an unfortunately rapid pace.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1147 on: January 16, 2008, 10:33:40 PM »
Gene Simmons of KISS gave me an open-mouthed kiss years ago, when I was 13 and he was 30. 

That should make Cal's day! 
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1148 on: January 16, 2008, 10:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Karamazovna on January 16, 2008, 10:33:40 PM
Gene Simmons of KISS gave me an open-mouthed kiss years ago, when I was 13 and he was 30. 

And you SURVIVED?  :o

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That should make Cal's day! 

Makeup or no?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1149 on: January 16, 2008, 10:50:15 PM »
I survived.  No tongue!  No makeup, either.  I got to see that frightening face before anyone else!  Weird that he'd plant such a kiss on a kid, though.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1150 on: January 16, 2008, 10:52:05 PM »
Maybe he likes little girls.
13 is cute.  >:D
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1151 on: February 18, 2008, 03:16:28 PM »
Pain or illness makes me bitchy.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1152 on: February 18, 2008, 03:26:36 PM »
I'm way too fucking naive for my own good.
Thought my claims were mainly delusions.

See that the actuality is worse than I suspected. :-\
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1153 on: February 18, 2008, 04:56:25 PM »
I slept way to much today
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1154 on: February 18, 2008, 09:49:39 PM »
my hair is wet
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