Post a random truth about yourself thread.

[Calandale]

I have pain in my stomach but still drink coffee (with milk in it, though).

My mother had sludge (the technical term that the doctor used)
from drinking too much coffee.

[Litigious]

I have pain in my stomach but still drink coffee (with milk in it, though).

My mother had sludge (the technical term that the doctor used)
from drinking too much coffee.

Elvis had that too, but from eating junk food, according to the autopsy of him.

[odeon]

I have pain in my stomach but still drink coffee (with milk in it, though).

My mother had sludge (the technical term that the doctor used)
from drinking too much coffee.

Elvis had that too, but from eating junk food, according to the autopsy of him.

That can't be right. Elvis is alive and well in Hawaii.

[Litigious]

I have pain in my stomach but still drink coffee (with milk in it, though).

My mother had sludge (the technical term that the doctor used)
from drinking too much coffee.

Elvis had that too, but from eating junk food, according to the autopsy of him.

That can't be right. Elvis is alive and well in Hawaii.

Damned. The Computer God fooled me again. 

[Calandale]

I saw him in Buffalo. He was working at Arby's

[odeon]

It was probably somebody else.

[Calandale]

No, I asked him and he said he was Elvis.

Looked younger than I expected though.

[odeon]

Everybody lies.

[Calandale]

You're lying.

[odeon]

I'm certainly not.

[Calandale]

Elvis wouldn't lie to me.

[odeon]

That's right. He wouldn't, but somebody else did.

[Scrapheap]

That can't be right. Elvis is alive and well in Hawaii.

No, he's in Las Vegas, can't you Scandinavians get anything right ?? 

[odeon]

My guy says that he's a barber.

[Scrapheap]

My guy says that he's a barber.

Probably so