Post a random truth about yourself thread.

[odeon]

Well done, Dunc!

[duncvis]

Thanks folks... now all I have to do is stop replacing it with beer. Well, cut down a bit anyway. 

[The_P]

I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo

Nice one, bear. I'm proud of ya. +

[Eamonn]

I haven't smoked for seven weeks. woo

Nice one, bear. I'm proud of ya. +

Shame he still smokes the admins pink cigars, though. A chain smoker i hear, at least 40 a day.

[odeon]

[duncvis]

If you wash your cock a bit more often, the sengas might be more inclined to pay Wee Eamonn some attention. That way we'll be spared your lurid fantasies. If thats what you heard you really need to start washing the tramp spunk out of your lugs on a morning. 

[ASpHole]

I chainsmoke European handrolling tobacco, which I have smoked since the age of 16.

[Callaway]

If you wash your cock a bit more often, the sengas might be more inclined to pay Wee Eamonn some attention. That way we'll be spared your lurid fantasies. If thats what you heard you really need to start washing the tramp spunk out of your lugs on a morning. 

Senga means female nedette.  I had to look that one up.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ned

A Ned is a Non Educated Delinquent. They are usually in groups of about 10-20 and call themselves "Teams, Fleetos and Bundys". They are all weak and only "fight" in groups and by "fight" i mean "slashing or "chibbing" or using any other instrument other than their fists. Dress-sense-wise most have a Berghaus jacket (usually stolen from someone they have attcked) complete witha burberry hat tuned to the moon and bright white socks pulled over joggers covered in "bommers". A "bommer" being a small hole burned from smoking hash in a joint. Female nedettes referred to as Sengas are pretty much the same although they have 5 rings on average on each finger complete with fake gold earrings. They hang around the streets looking for a fight , stealing cars and drinkin cheap booze usually "buckie" or the really poor, "Merrydown" or even a cheap bottle of cider costing about £1.50 a litre. They have poor vocabulary , usually because the dropped out of school at the age of 12. Unemployed little "hairies" their mothers couldn't care less about them as they're usually herion addicts themselves. No life ahead of them except alcholism , abuse and homelessness.

[Scrapheap]

I have a collection of model airplanes sitting on my computer desk. I have :

Me-109G

Spitfire MK IV in AV markings

P-38 Lightning

The Enola Gay

The Wright Bros Flyer

And a Fokker Dr. 1 "triplane"

[DirtDawg]

I had a blast, playing in the mud, today. I actually started out moving some plants around and cleaning up in the garden, but my daughter insisted an "helping" and that turn out even better. You should have seen her expression when I used the mud to draw war paint on my face and dance around like some of the Indians we saw, yesterday at the museum. She liked it more when I put some on her. We were both a little more tactile than usual, today.

[DirtDawg]

I slept sitting up, again, last night.

[DirtDawg]

I have a six year old daughter, who has been playing a made-up valley girl character, all week. Something she picked up at school, I guess. I don't know where it came from. She hasn't been exposed to television, much at all, lately. It's got ot be a person, she has met, recently. It's driving me up the wall, ass first!

[McGiver]

last night i had a sex dream that involved omega female and the rock.

[Callaway]

Were you in the dream too, or just them?

[ozymandias]

I am re-stringing my daughter's old Silvertone acoustic guitar.