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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2006, 08:01:34 AM »
I would have guessed.  ;)
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2006, 11:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on November 21, 2006, 06:51:49 AM
RV? Rectal Vehicle?  ;)

Uhhh could you keep your sexual fantasies to yourself!  :o ::) ;) :laugh:
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #47 on: November 22, 2006, 06:00:47 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on November 21, 2006, 11:07:27 PM
Quote from: Litigious on November 21, 2006, 06:51:49 AM
RV? Rectal Vehicle?  ;)

Uhhh could you keep your sexual fantasies to yourself!  :o ::) ;) :laugh:

It actually was an American porn actor who "learned" me that expression.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #48 on: November 22, 2006, 02:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on November 22, 2006, 06:00:47 AM
Quote from: Scrapheap on November 21, 2006, 11:07:27 PM
Quote from: Litigious on November 21, 2006, 06:51:49 AM
RV? Rectal Vehicle?  ;)

Uhhh could you keep your sexual fantasies to yourself!  :o ::) ;) :laugh:

It actually was an American porn actor who "learned" me that expression.

Man or woman??
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2006, 02:37:40 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on November 22, 2006, 02:25:05 PM
Quote from: Litigious on November 22, 2006, 06:00:47 AM
Quote from: Scrapheap on November 21, 2006, 11:07:27 PM
Quote from: Litigious on November 21, 2006, 06:51:49 AM
RV? Rectal Vehicle?  ;)

Uhhh could you keep your sexual fantasies to yourself!  :o ::) ;) :laugh:

It actually was an American porn actor who "learned" me that expression.

Man or woman??

Man. From your state, actually. He didn't "learn" me that IRL, of course. I heard it on one of his movies.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #50 on: December 04, 2006, 05:30:27 AM »
What is your opinion on liposuction on your man boobs?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2006, 06:14:10 PM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 04, 2006, 05:30:27 AM
What is your opinion on liposuction on your man boobs?

I had perky nipples as a teen but they went away. I'm a slim and fit former Leatherneck and have no "man boobs" sorry to disappoint.  ;)
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2006, 12:29:46 AM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 04, 2006, 05:30:27 AM
What is your opinion on liposuction on your man boobs?

Bad Idea!

It might mess up his puffy nipples.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #53 on: December 08, 2006, 12:32:43 AM »
Hey, Scr'eap, Glad you're back safely.

How did the welding instruction go? Did you get to class on time after all that beer?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #54 on: December 08, 2006, 07:17:22 AM »
how many shits per day, on average?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #55 on: December 08, 2006, 10:23:11 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 08, 2006, 12:32:43 AM
Hey, Scr'eap, Glad you're back safely.

How did the welding instruction go? Did you get to class on time after all that beer?

Actually, I drank all that beer at my Marine buddies' house. We found this really bithcin' liquor store in Dayton after we got done at the Air Force museum. I bought some Deus ($25 bucks a bottle!) along with some Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale (Barleywine) and some Kulbacher Eisbock.

The school was VERY intense (2 weeks of material stuffed into 2 days!) but I had fun and learned alot. We learned how to weld: Chrome-Moly tubing, Titanium, Stainless Steel, Inconel (nickel alloy) and welding Inconel TO Stainless.

The Airforce museum was very cool AND free. I took some pictures but my battery ran out. I had a full vcharge on my camera when we went to the Rock&Roll hall of fame, but CAMERAS WEREN'T ALLOWED!!!  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: AND it was $20!!! ASSHOLES!!!  :finger: :finger: :grrr:
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #56 on: December 08, 2006, 10:24:36 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 08, 2006, 07:17:22 AM
how many shits per day, on average?
Don't ask.  :razz: :tomato:
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #57 on: December 09, 2006, 03:45:37 AM »
do they make a chocolate beer?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #58 on: December 09, 2006, 05:41:21 AM »
Hall of Fame is a great idea, but it should belong to the people. A small fee and freedom with cameras should be the norm. It's really just one more thing resulting from the BS practices the music industry pushes on people. I haven't been yet, just online, but someday I plan to, even though 'I object' to everything they stand for. It is loaded with stuff I want to see.

You gotta love a crash course. I've taken many for sound and acoustics, but rarely a two day one. The JBL school is a semester crammed into two weeks and Yamaha was a whole career crammed into four one-week sessions at different times of the year. I like the cram course idea. They seem to go at my speed. The beauty of the Yamaha school is that I got paid to go to Japan for the final edition.  :laugh:

I sounds like you got some really hi-tech welding experience. :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #59 on: December 09, 2006, 06:10:16 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 09, 2006, 03:45:37 AM
do they make a chocolate beer?

The Belgians do. In Germany they drink beer with fresh raspberries in it, called a "Berliner", and beer with lemon juice/slices called "Alsterwasser" after the small river Alster, that runs through Hamburg together with the Elbe river.
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