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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #330 on: September 04, 2007, 07:54:31 PM »
Can you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend with the shaved twat for the sake of integrity, please?

That particular relationship didn't last long enough to result in the two of us getting pictures together.

How did that happen? Was she bad in the sack?



Actually, that night, I wasn't quite "up" to my own standards............. she caught me watching TV while fucking her. She joked about it, but probably felt hurt/unappreciated.

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #331 on: September 04, 2007, 07:55:10 PM »
Can you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend with the shaved twat for the sake of integrity, please?

That particular relationship didn't last long enough to result in the two of us getting pictures together.

How did that happen? Was she bad in the sack?



Her pages stuck together.

Nice one!!  :plus:

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #332 on: September 05, 2007, 03:17:34 AM »
Can you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend with the shaved twat for the sake of integrity, please?

That particular relationship didn't last long enough to result in the two of us getting pictures together.

How did that happen? Was she bad in the sack?



Actually, that night, I wasn't quite "up" to my own standards............. she caught me watching TV while fucking her. She joked about it, but probably felt hurt/unappreciated.

I take it that it was doggy style -- anal or vaginal.

And god, she sounds like one of those "me, me, me!" types. -_-
« Last Edit: September 05, 2007, 03:23:52 AM by The_P »

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Still, though...
« Reply #333 on: September 05, 2007, 03:28:03 AM »


I'd hit her.  :eyebrows:

Did I ever mention how much I hate you, Scrap?

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #334 on: March 25, 2010, 09:18:14 PM »
bumpity!!!

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #335 on: April 04, 2010, 11:38:05 PM »


What is a Balck Belt?

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #336 on: April 04, 2010, 11:49:07 PM »


What is a Balck Belt?

Parts fucking with me!!!   ;)

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #337 on: April 06, 2010, 10:05:45 PM »


What is a Balck Belt?

Parts fucking with me!!!   ;)

I see you fixed it. I noticed it awhile back but I decided to mind my own business!  :angel:
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #338 on: May 03, 2010, 08:39:43 AM »
Shit? ;D
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #339 on: May 03, 2010, 01:08:39 PM »

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #340 on: May 03, 2010, 07:39:34 PM »
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #341 on: May 03, 2010, 08:48:37 PM »
Shit? ;D

Ka-ka!

Boys, boys, enough of the foul language! :prude:

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker... Tits!!!  :headbang2:

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #342 on: May 03, 2010, 11:04:19 PM »
Is fowl language chickenshit?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #343 on: May 03, 2010, 11:25:14 PM »
Is fowl language chickenshit?

Keep up those bad puns, and you'll replace PMSElle as the anti-christ of humor.  >:(

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #344 on: May 04, 2010, 08:39:58 AM »
I've about had it with this chickenshit bullshit!  :grrr:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"