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Condoms or no?
« on: March 18, 2011, 09:25:39 PM »
when you fuck do you use condoms or no?

...  i started this thread out of pure bordom
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 09:31:45 PM »
I use condoms every time I have sex. I buy them by the gross. :)
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2011, 09:32:42 PM »
Maybe the first time or two that I fuck a chick. After that, no.

A lot of chicks I fucked for the first time without one.

I hate 'em to tell the truth. I lose too much sensitivity. I love the way pussy feels.
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2011, 09:33:28 PM »
no i don't

but

i know how you could tell which one was scraps in a pile of used ones
...it'll be the one that is only rolled down a couple of inches!! :clap:
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 09:35:08 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on March 18, 2011, 09:33:28 PM
no i don't

but

i know how you could tell which one was scraps in a pile of used ones
...it'll be the one that is only rolled down a couple of inches!! :clap:

:oneliner:  ::)  :facepalm2:
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 09:36:45 PM »
Quote from: World of Outlaws on March 18, 2011, 09:35:08 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on March 18, 2011, 09:33:28 PM
no i don't

but

i know how you could tell which one was scraps in a pile of used ones
...it'll be the one that is only rolled down a couple of inches!! :clap:

:oneliner:  ::)  :facepalm2:



aaww prove me wrong then
let's see if it's a big 'un??? :zoinks:
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 10:34:27 PM »
Quote from: eris on March 18, 2011, 09:31:45 PM
I use condoms every time I have sex. I buy them by the gross. :)

And they all get used in one session?  :zoinks:

 :lol:
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 10:35:36 PM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 18, 2011, 10:34:27 PM
Quote from: eris on March 18, 2011, 09:31:45 PM
I use condoms every time I have sex. I buy them by the gross. :)

And they all get used in one session?  :zoinks:

 :lol:

no one would have expected any less of you sea tart.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 10:37:39 PM »
sometimes I can use 5 or 6 a day ;)
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 10:44:22 PM »
Quote from: eris on March 18, 2011, 10:37:39 PM
sometimes I can use 5 or 6 a day ;)

Can you still feel anything down there??  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 10:46:14 PM »
I dont do it EVERY DAY, just maybe 2 or 3 times a week. but when I play I play hard.
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 11:00:33 PM »
Quote from: World of Outlaws on March 18, 2011, 10:44:22 PM
Quote from: eris on March 18, 2011, 10:37:39 PM
sometimes I can use 5 or 6 a day ;)

Can you still feel anything down there??  :zombiefuck:
she can but it has to be really fucking big!
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 11:06:22 PM »
Quote from: World of Outlaws on March 18, 2011, 09:35:08 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on March 18, 2011, 09:33:28 PM
no i don't

but

i know how you could tell which one was scraps in a pile of used ones
...it'll be the one that is only rolled down a couple of inches!! :clap:

:oneliner:  ::)  :facepalm2:

I did attempt sex once with a guy who didn't really fit into a condom properly. It was so loose on his little willy, poor guy...it took him so long to attempt to have sex with me, it was really sad.

He was hot too...chicks all over him...I thought he was just picky with women, until I saw the machinery and realised why he was the way he was with women. The only thing really small guys have to look forward to is great head jobs because you can fit them all the way in your mouth.
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2011, 12:36:04 AM »
Maybe we should photoshop pea's nudes and put scrap's head onto his willy.
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2011, 07:39:31 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 18, 2011, 10:35:36 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 18, 2011, 10:34:27 PM
Quote from: eris on March 18, 2011, 09:31:45 PM
I use condoms every time I have sex. I buy them by the gross. :)

And they all get used in one session?  :zoinks:

 :lol:

no one would have expected any less of you sea tart.


I'm actually a virgin  :angel:









Quote from: Schleed on March 19, 2011, 12:36:04 AM
Maybe we should photoshop pea's nudes and put scrap's head onto his willy.

:rofl:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  
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