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I have evil Pm's
« on: March 13, 2011, 08:31:15 PM »
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Most of them from CBC  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 08:32:26 PM »
I have only ever PM'd you with wholesome, spiritually uplifting advice.  :angel:
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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2011, 08:39:19 PM »
I have only ever PM'd you with wholesome, spiritually uplifting advice.  :angel:

and N00d's of certain members Catholic prayers  :angel:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2011, 08:46:31 PM »
I have only ever PM'd you with wholesome, spiritually uplifting advice.  :angel:

and N00d's of certain members Catholic prayers  :angel:

And prayers, yes. I only want what is best for you!  :angel:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2011, 08:50:10 PM »
I have only ever PM'd you with wholesome, spiritually uplifting advice.  :angel:

and N00d's of certain members Catholic prayers  :angel:

And prayers, yes. I only want what is best for you!  :angel:

 :angel:

BTW , is it just me or does the title of this thread look dangerously close to Evil PMS? ,
Poor Elle she gets such a bad press  :laugh:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2011, 09:05:11 PM »
if nobody pm's you anymore ever, and you carry that pm-count to your grave, you will be next in line for the dark prince's throne :o

granted, you must do the Unholy Blood Ritual first, in which you need
2 dl fresh human semen
1 dl of menstruation blood from a prepubecent goat
rooster testicles (they exist, they carry them internally)
and a golden Sigil of Asmodeus

this has to be pure gold, and 7x7 metres exactly

Wait untill the moon is full, then at exactly 00:00 you will ingest the blood, and the semen simultaneously, while positioned exactly at the dead centre of the sigil, with the rooster testicles implanted inside your own (for women, the labia majora will suffice)

once the ritual is done, simply wait for your death, and youll be good to go :)

good luck!

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2011, 09:12:36 PM »
if nobody pm's you anymore ever, and you carry that pm-count to your grave, you will be next in line for the dark prince's throne :o

granted, you must do the Unholy Blood Ritual first, in which you need
2 dl fresh human semen
1 dl of menstruation blood from a prepubecent goat
rooster testicles (they exist, they carry them internally)
and a golden Sigil of Asmodeus

this has to be pure gold, and 7x7 metres exactly

Wait untill the moon is full, then at exactly 00:00 you will ingest the blood, and the semen simultaneously, while positioned exactly at the dead centre of the sigil, with the rooster testicles implanted inside your own (for women, the labia majora will suffice)

once the ritual is done, simply wait for your death, and youll be good to go :)

good luck!

Thank heavens my coronation wasn't so gruesome.  And it certainly had more pomp and circumstance and better dresses!
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2011, 09:14:35 PM »
gruesome?
but its the unholy blood ritual of our darkest of lords, the prince of eternal slumber :(

hail satan!

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2011, 09:28:22 PM »
if nobody pm's you anymore ever, and you carry that pm-count to your grave, you will be next in line for the dark prince's throne :o

granted, you must do the Unholy Blood Ritual first, in which you need
2 dl fresh human semen
1 dl of menstruation blood from a prepubecent goat
rooster testicles (they exist, they carry them internally)
and a golden Sigil of Asmodeus

this has to be pure gold, and 7x7 metres exactly

Wait untill the moon is full, then at exactly 00:00 you will ingest the blood, and the semen simultaneously, while positioned exactly at the dead centre of the sigil, with the rooster testicles implanted inside your own (for women, the labia majora will suffice)

once the ritual is done, simply wait for your death, and youll be good to go :)

good luck!

That's just a regular saturday night for me  :orly:

But anyway , I'm next in line for Ruler of the sea once that old bastard Poseidon pops his clogs , that's far more glamorous than ruler of hell :P

Feel free to do the blood ritual yourself though  :headbang2:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2011, 09:30:25 PM »
what, splish-splashing in water beats ruling HELL!?

well, you ARE a squid :/

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2011, 09:43:09 PM »
what, splish-splashing in water beats ruling HELL!?

well, you ARE a squid :/

Exactly , molten lava and intense heat doesn't mix well with cephalopods  :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2011, 09:46:23 PM »
what, splish-splashing in water beats ruling HELL!?

well, you ARE a squid :/

Exactly , molten lava and intense heat doesn't mix well with cephalopods  :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

say what
why dont you roll yourself in butter, and come down here for a quick visit :9

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2011, 09:54:30 PM »
what, splish-splashing in water beats ruling HELL!?

well, you ARE a squid :/

Exactly , molten lava and intense heat doesn't mix well with cephalopods  :thumbdn: :zombiefuck:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

say what
why dont you roll yourself in butter, and come down here for a quick visit :9

No.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 09:59:12 PM »
*hitchcock music*

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Re: I have evil Pm's
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 10:04:36 PM »
*cock*

How thoughtful of you!

If you're going to post it I think you should visit Eclair's thread though  :2thumbsup:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.