Country impressions

[Frolic_Fun]

Basically post a list of impressions of people from various countries, including your own.

Ireland: A lot of really stupid and ignorant arseholes, but some good people exist. Have the tendancy to whine and complain yet do nothing about it, along with general laziness. Backwards in thinking and technology. A lot of Irish people are oddly obsessed with photography, death and of course... drink. Northern Irish are VERY hostile and even more backwards.

England: Very similar to the Irish in terms of stupidity and ignorance, but don't tend to whine as much and are not as lazy. Also love their drink despite what people think. Will never admit any of it due to heightened pretentiousness and unwillingness to laugh at themselves, only preferring to take the piss out of others.

Scotland: Fairly similar to the Irish in many aspects, but not as backwards. Fairly hostile.

Wales: Whiny bunch of gobshites that complain about the simplest of things.

Sweden: Batshit insane eejits. Tend to bullshit a lot.

Norway: Batshit insane eejits with suicidal tendencies. Tend to talk complete inane bollocks.

Germany: Fairly friendly but overly OCD and organised. Love their technology and sick porn. Fairly PC.

France: Overly pretentious and vocal. Will cower at the sight of fighting though.

Romania: Fucking gypsies.

Spain: The most annoying cunts in europe. Loud and stupid.

Italy: Similar to spain, but have a sense of humor along with better food.

Netherlands: Bunch of arseholes that rather get stoned than worry about the amount of Muslims getting into their country.

Japan: The most weirdest two-faced bastards on the planet. 100 years ahead of everyone due to their massive hivemind. Like Germany, LOVE their sick porn.

Russia: The most fucked up cunts ever. Backwards, loves sick porn and highly insecure. Full of neo nazis despite the fact the nazis tried to fuck them over at WWII. People train with flaming bricks on their back and children are allowed to drink vodka.

[Semicolon]

America: A group of exemplary individuals, most of whom are far more attractive, intelligent, and generally better than the citizens of other countries. We are also noble enough to involve ourselves in the affairs of other countries. Also, Americans are modest.

["couldbecousin"]

America: A group of exemplary individuals, most of whom are far more attractive, intelligent, and generally better than the citizens of other countries. We are also noble enough to involve ourselves in the affairs of other countries. Also, Americans are modest.

Outstanding, citizen! This calls for a song! 

[Osensitive1]

[Eclair]

Shleed, have you visited all the countries you have an opinion of?

I've travelled to places that I thought I wouldn't like, and it gave me a different perspective.

[Scrapheap]

Mexicans: stupid, obedient peons who are only good for manual labor, breeding like bunnies, and keeping the Catholic Church in power in North America. Those who aren't obedient peons, are violent, sadistic psychopaths. Can't seem to figure out how to make food that doesn't include: tortillias, meat, rice, refried beans, lettuce, tomato, onion, peppers and celantro. 

[Eclair]

Mexicans: stupid, obedient peons who are only good for manual labor, breeding like bunnies, and keeping the Catholic Church in power in North America. Those who aren't obedient peons, are violent, sadistic psychopaths. Can't seem to figure out how to make food that doesn't include: tortillias, meat, rice, refried beans, lettuce, tomato, onion, peppers and celantro. 

As opposed to burgers and fries, and a generally fatty diet? And with over nearly a quarter of food production going to waste?

[Frolic_Fun]

Shleed, have you visited all the countries you have an opinion of?

I've travelled to places that I thought I wouldn't like, and it gave me a different perspective.

You miss the whole point of this thread.

[Eclair]

Shleed, have you visited all the countries you have an opinion of?

I've travelled to places that I thought I wouldn't like, and it gave me a different perspective.

You miss the whole point of this thread.

Bigoted racism and being judgemental with other cultures or countries you haven't visited.

It's a fact that Americans are one of the most untravelled westernised cultures, and it shows by the narrowmindedness of the thread.

I get the point of the thread Schleed...opinions based on ignorance.

[bodie]

My Impressions of Places


ICELAND
A place sparseley populated with little impish/pixie like people with high pitched voices and cute ickle turned up noses (Bjork influence)  Probably live in proper buildings in highly populated areas but more than likely 'igloos' out in the icelands.   Hardy, dwarf-like, simplish folks likely to eat lots of fish.

SCOTLAND
Home of the BRAVE .   Very very hard,  very very white skinned folks.  tight fisted but welcoming if you can understand them.  If you were going to war you would want these mo fo's on your side.  Definately.  They like to drink and party and you hear very little whining from them.  Seem to breed a lot of ginger folks with freckles.

IRELAND
Emphasis is on simple.   Many jokes told about Irish peeps.  Although friendly and very very hospitable.  Not really into whining, they prefer to drink and eat soda bread (yum yum)  Paddy is always up for the crack!!!  Very serious and skilled when it comes down to having a ruck,  another 'lot' you would want on your side

WALES
Who cares!!!  inbred, unfriendly, always harping on about preserving their 'identity' and their 'language' (huh use that term very looseley)  Their land is a mountainous pile of poop that is fooking useless.  A wasteland where fook all grows.  Only thing it is good for is sheep farming at which the welsh do seem to excel at!  Leave em to it methinks.


ENGLAND 
Or often pronounced  'Eng-er-land' by its notorious footy fans!  Tea drinking by day, beer swilling by night.  Forever moaning about the weather.  It's always 'too hot'  or 'too cold'.  A land permanently covered by a big grey cloud. 
English men are notoriously bad lovers.  They think 'foreplay'  is a bag of chips and a can of Carling.  Tendancy to moan a lot but also like to be seen to be fair minded.

FRANCE
You can hear them whinging from here.  Slimy.  Backstabbing.  Two faced.  Do not go to war with them on your side as they will give the opposition a clear advantage.  Poncy people with a poncy language in frilly blouses.   They do have a couple of redeeming features -  champagne is one of them,  also perfumes and i dig the way they got rid of their royal family.  France could be a nice place if it were not littered with frogs.


Before anyone has a go,  I KNOW  the above post is not factual,  but it is my impressions.  To be continued (got the yanks to do next,  that will be a good few lines)   :lol:

[Eclair]

ENGLAND 
Or often pronounced  'Eng-er-land' by its notorious footy fans!  Tea drinking by day, beer swilling by night.  Forever moaning about the weather.  It's always 'too hot'  or 'too cold'.  A land permanently covered by a big grey cloud. 
English men are notoriously bad lovers.  They think 'foreplay'  is a bag of chips and a can of Carling.  Tendancy to moan a lot but also like to be seen to be fair minded.

I thought Odeon was Swedish?

[Callaway]

Shleed, have you visited all the countries you have an opinion of?

I've travelled to places that I thought I wouldn't like, and it gave me a different perspective.

You miss the whole point of this thread.

Bigoted racism and being judgemental with other cultures or countries you haven't visited.

It's a fact that Americans are one of the most untravelled westernised cultures, and it shows by the narrowmindedness of the thread.

I get the point of the thread Schleed...opinions based on ignorance.

Do you think that Schleed's American?

He's Irish.

["couldbecousin"]

Shleed, have you visited all the countries you have an opinion of?

I've travelled to places that I thought I wouldn't like, and it gave me a different perspective.

You miss the whole point of this thread.

Bigoted racism and being judgemental with other cultures or countries you haven't visited.

It's a fact that Americans are one of the most untravelled westernised cultures, and it shows by the narrowmindedness of the thread.

I get the point of the thread Schleed...opinions based on ignorance.

Do you think that Schleed's American?

He's Irish.

And Semicolon and I were taking the piss.   

[Eclair]

Shleed, have you visited all the countries you have an opinion of?

I've travelled to places that I thought I wouldn't like, and it gave me a different perspective.

You miss the whole point of this thread.

Bigoted racism and being judgemental with other cultures or countries you haven't visited.

It's a fact that Americans are one of the most untravelled westernised cultures, and it shows by the narrowmindedness of the thread.

I get the point of the thread Schleed...opinions based on ignorance.

Do you think that Schleed's American?

He's Irish.

No way. He's way too arrogant to be a dumb Irish guy. 

[Frolic_Fun]

Shleed, have you visited all the countries you have an opinion of?

I've travelled to places that I thought I wouldn't like, and it gave me a different perspective.

You miss the whole point of this thread.

Bigoted racism and being judgemental with other cultures or countries you haven't visited.

It's a fact that Americans are one of the most untravelled westernised cultures, and it shows by the narrowmindedness of the thread.

I get the point of the thread Schleed...opinions based on ignorance.

You are quite sensitive about this. This thread is for a laugh, its not meant to be correct.

I'll leave the people of said countries to reply if they get offended, not some past white bint that is obsessed with political correctness.