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Would you fuck my mother

Yes, i would fuck your mother
15 (55.6%)
No, i would not fuck your mother
10 (37%)
lol... bewbs
1 (3.7%)
if she was a pig... [for pentagram]
1 (3.7%)

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Offline Zippo

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2011, 10:08:17 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on March 01, 2011, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.

I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?


No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2011, 10:15:22 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 10:08:17 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on March 01, 2011, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.

I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?


No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.

Shame. That might have put you ahead of Richard, Lit, and Scrappy as the biggest perv on the site.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2011, 10:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 10:08:17 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on March 01, 2011, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.

I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?


No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.


would you do it for a milllon dollars ?

would you do it for a billion dollars ?

would you do it to save the human race from total destruction ?

would you do it save someone you love from dying ?

would you do it for me ? and take pictures ?
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2011, 10:54:19 PM »
Quote from: eris on March 01, 2011, 10:17:02 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 10:08:17 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on March 01, 2011, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.

I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?


No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.


would you do it for a milllon dollars ?

would you do it for a billion dollars ?

would you do it to save the human race from total destruction ?

would you do it save someone you love from dying ?

would you do it for me ? and take pictures ?

I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2011, 11:05:57 PM »
Quote from: eris on March 01, 2011, 10:17:02 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 10:08:17 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on March 01, 2011, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.

I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?


No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.


would you do it for a milllon dollars ?

would you do it for a billion dollars ?

would you do it to save the human race from total destruction ?

would you do it save someone you love from dying ?

would you do it for me ? and take pictures ?

in order from top to bottom
no
yes
no
no
maybe... joking, thats a no
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2011, 11:58:16 PM »
so you would do your own mom for a billion dollars. That's awesome :)


I'd do her for free
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2011, 12:45:54 AM »
She is very beautiful I'd be another in the sur thing camp :2thumbsup:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2011, 06:55:22 AM »
Quote from: Andrew Scrap Clay on March 01, 2011, 10:54:19 PM
Quote from: eris on March 01, 2011, 10:17:02 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 10:08:17 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on March 01, 2011, 10:06:18 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.

I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?


No, im rather uninterested in fucking my mother.


would you do it for a milllon dollars ?

would you do it for a billion dollars ?

would you do it to save the human race from total destruction ?

would you do it save someone you love from dying ?

would you do it for me ? and take pictures ?

I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.

Yeah, Slutheap will do anything, with anyone...but there's no way he'd lower himself and post pics of his cockalicious.

He has Standards.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2011, 07:24:04 AM »
Zippo your Mum is very cute.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2011, 09:53:36 AM »
She's not really my type but I do like a lot of older women :P
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2011, 10:34:38 AM »
Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.

I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2011, 12:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Sophahamahamed, peace be upon him on March 02, 2011, 09:53:36 AM
She's not really my type but I do like a lot of older women :P

You also like a lot of younger women. :P
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2011, 12:56:39 PM »
Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2011, 01:30:20 PM »
Quote from: Schleed on March 02, 2011, 10:34:38 AM
Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.

I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.

sounds like you speek from experience shleed.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2011, 01:39:31 PM »
Zippo, I think your mother is very cute but there's no way I would fuck her. 
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