THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR

["couldbecousin"]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

Can you read what I wrote above? 

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot! 

[odeon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

Can you read what I wrote above? 

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot! 

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you?

[Semicolon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

Can you read what I wrote above? 

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot! 

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you?

She doesn't.

* Semicolon hands Odeon the binoculars.

["couldbecousin"]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

Can you read what I wrote above? 

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot! 

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you?

She doesn't.

* Semicolon hands Odeon the binoculars.

 

* couldbecousin proudly displays shoulder-length brown hair!   

[odeon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

Can you read what I wrote above? 

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot! 

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you?

She doesn't.

* Semicolon hands Odeon the binoculars.

* odeon peeks

She's very bendy.

["couldbecousin"]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

Can you read what I wrote above? 

 I have been reading since I was a wee tot! 

Well, then, you can't possibly have long hair, can you?

She doesn't.

* Semicolon hands Odeon the binoculars.

* odeon peeks

She's very bendy.

 Bendy as in curvaceous?  Why yes!  Yes I am!  I am shaped like this ----->   

[odeon]

Bendy as in "I didn't know you could have your legs all the way up like that when... " um, erm.

Maybe Semi pointed the binoculars at someone else. You aren't wearing a leather corset, right?

["couldbecousin"]

Bendy as in "I didn't know you could have your legs all the way up like that when... " um, erm.

Maybe Semi pointed the binoculars at someone else. You aren't wearing a leather corset, right?

 Probably, since I am no yogi and get winded bending over to put my shoes on. 

[odeon]

Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert.

[Semicolon]

Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert.

[Squidusa]

Oh, never mind then. Semi is a pervert.

 

[odeon]

Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.

[Scrapheap]

Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.

"No man is a pervert unto himself"

[Squidusa]

Don't ever trust a pervert who thinks others are perverts.

"No man is a pervert unto himself"

Unless he faps whilst looking in the mirror. 

(better late than never.)