THE GREATEST TROLL EVAR

[odeon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

["couldbecousin"]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

[Semicolon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

It's obviously not long enough.

["couldbecousin"]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

It's obviously not long enough.

 Not long enough for what?   

[Semicolon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

It's obviously not long enough.

 Not long enough for what?   

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair.

[Al Swearegen]

David Thorne and Bloodninja are the best trolls ever.

["couldbecousin"]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

It's obviously not long enough.

 Not long enough for what?   

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair.

 How do you know it's only medium hair?  Are you my hairdresser? 

[Semicolon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

It's obviously not long enough.

 Not long enough for what?   

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair.

 How do you know it's only medium hair?  Are you my hairdresser? 

It looks medium through my binoculars.

["couldbecousin"]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

It's obviously not long enough.

 Not long enough for what?   

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair.

 How do you know it's only medium hair?  Are you my hairdresser? 

It looks medium through my binoculars.

 OMG stop spying on me, you internet pervert!

[Semicolon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it  

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good.  

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair!  

It's obviously not long enough.

 Not long enough for what?  

It's not long enough to be long hair. It's only medium hair.

 How do you know it's only medium hair?  Are you my hairdresser?  

It looks medium through my binoculars.

 OMG stop spying on me, you internet pervert!

I was curious about what color your eyes are now. Your hair didn't get in the way of my spying, so it's not long enough.

[odeon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

["couldbecousin"]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

[Semicolon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

"Sam" could be short for "Samantha".

["couldbecousin"]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

"Sam" could be short for "Samantha".

 But Sam Elliott is a real MAN, and I am not. 

[odeon]

I had my hair cut the other day. I doubt extensions of any colour would ever be my thing.

Depends , my hair will be black , so any colour would be able to go with it 

Plus if you have hair that is at least shoulder length , extensions would look good. 

I had shoulder-length hair when I was your age. These days I'm too old. Unless your name is Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges, you can't possible be middle-aged and have long hair.

 But, but, but I'm middle-aged and have long hair! 

Is your name Sam Elliot or Jeff Bridges?

 No, I'm a girl and those are boys' names!   

Can you read what I wrote above?