I live in Nowhereville according to those who know where it is, but that's not what it's called either. ![Litigious is BRAVE! :viking:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/Viking.gif)
I live in Lompton according to those who know what parts of town are like.
![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
But that's not exactly what it's called either.
a contraction of Lompoc and Compton. Parts of Lompoc are gang infested ghettos.