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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #45 on: February 24, 2011, 05:52:14 AM »
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I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:


Herp derp.

You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:

he offers em with a free lice comb   :thumbup:

And a lovely shade of lipstick too  :zoinks:

and a discount voucher for a discreet compact mirror :zoinks:

And a training bra  :zoinks:

(Lord knows he needs one  :zombiefuck:)

comes with a brown paper bag for over the head :zoinks:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #46 on: February 24, 2011, 05:53:39 AM »
Squiddy, bodaccea, I think you two need to go shopping together sometime!  :laugh:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #47 on: February 24, 2011, 05:55:16 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 24, 2011, 05:52:14 AM
Quote from: Zombie Bitch on February 24, 2011, 05:46:30 AM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 24, 2011, 05:43:01 AM
Quote from: Zombie Bitch on February 24, 2011, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 24, 2011, 05:26:29 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 24, 2011, 05:18:11 AM
Quote from: Zombie Bitch on February 23, 2011, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Pentagram on February 23, 2011, 05:12:10 PM
I've got a bag of my pubic hairs that I'm going to sell on sheBay! :eyebrows:


Herp derp.

You think he sells herpes with it too? :zombiefuck:

he offers em with a free lice comb   :thumbup:

And a lovely shade of lipstick too  :zoinks:

and a discount voucher for a discreet compact mirror :zoinks:

And a training bra  :zoinks:

(Lord knows he needs one  :zombiefuck:)

comes with a brown paper bag for over the head :zoinks:

And chains for the pigs  :zoinks:


Quote from: couldbecousin on February 24, 2011, 05:53:39 AM
Squiddy, bodaccea, I think you two need to go shopping together sometime!  :laugh:


 :lol:
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nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #48 on: February 24, 2011, 06:01:00 AM »
Never understood the concept of a training bra.

There are those training diapers, for kids that are about to be potty trained. But, those bras are not meant for women who are about to stop lactating are they?

Ooops, maybe here they are.
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #49 on: February 24, 2011, 06:23:52 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 24, 2011, 06:01:00 AM
Never understood the concept of a training bra.

There are those training diapers, for kids that are about to be potty trained. But, those bras are not meant for women who are about to stop lactating are they?

Ooops, maybe here they are.
   i think they are called nursing bra's (lactating)  but i think a training bra is like your first bra,  when you have just started to develop those evil pillows >:D
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #50 on: February 24, 2011, 06:27:31 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 24, 2011, 06:23:52 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 24, 2011, 06:01:00 AM
Never understood the concept of a training bra.

There are those training diapers, for kids that are about to be potty trained. But, those bras are not meant for women who are about to stop lactating are they?

Ooops, maybe here they are.
   i think they are called nursing bra's (lactating)  but i think a training bra is like your first bra,  when you have just started to develop those evil pillows >:D

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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #51 on: February 24, 2011, 06:28:46 AM »
^ Shit, I went to plus you Bodaccea...but my heart can't do it....you're at 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #52 on: February 24, 2011, 06:29:04 AM »
'Carrie'  i think :2thumbsup:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #53 on: February 24, 2011, 06:29:45 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 24, 2011, 06:23:52 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 24, 2011, 06:01:00 AM
Never understood the concept of a training bra.

There are those training diapers, for kids that are about to be potty trained. But, those bras are not meant for women who are about to stop lactating are they?

Ooops, maybe here they are.
   i think they are called nursing bra's (lactating)  but i think a training bra is like your first bra,  when you have just started to develop those evil pillows >:D

I get the idea, but still don't know what the training is about. (Maybe that is why I did not develop a C cup till in my thirties? :P )
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #54 on: February 24, 2011, 06:30:41 AM »
well then i will have to be rude to someone so they will minus me  :zoinks:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #55 on: February 24, 2011, 06:32:14 AM »
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well then i will have to be rude to someone so they will minus me  :zoinks:

Your wish may be granted for quite some time.

Some people manage to be on 69 for weeks or longer.
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #56 on: February 24, 2011, 06:33:59 AM »
i cant keep up, you are all too quick on the keyboard

i go back to my pancakes lol
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #57 on: February 24, 2011, 06:34:53 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 24, 2011, 06:29:04 AM
'Carrie'  i think :2thumbsup:

I think Carrie's mother called them dirty  pillows, but you have the right idea!  :angel:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #58 on: February 24, 2011, 06:39:00 AM »
either way the comment was funny cus she was rather flat chested :thumbup:
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Re: I need to shave
« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2011, 06:41:01 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 24, 2011, 06:39:00 AM
either way the comment was funny cus she was rather flat chested :thumbup:

I sure don't miss being 14 and angsty about my "development."  :-[
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