Do something to somebody with a something

[Adam]

I poke PeeWee with a banjo

["couldbecousin"]

I crown Jess with a donut! 

[Binty]

I whack Homo Sophus with a fish finger.

["couldbecousin"]

I shrink myself with a diet!   

[Semicolon]

I with a .

[Al Swearegen]

I harpoon Phlex with a harpoon

I hold Razorbeard's face underwater with my foot

I swap Richard's haemorrhoid cream with Goanna oil.

[P7PSP]

I harpoon Phlex with a harpoon

I hold Razorbeard's face underwater with my foot

I swap Richard's haemorrhoid cream with Goanna oil.

:lol: I pass Sir_Les a beer.

["couldbecousin"]

I terrorize Squiddy with a frying pan. 

['andersom']

I eat a cheesy meal with CBC.

["couldbecousin"]

I eat a cheesy meal with CBC.

I thank hyke (for the meal) with a free kitchen-cleaning session!   

[Trigger 11]

I pick the nose of the next poster with my curved second toe.

["couldbecousin"]

I thwart Trigger's attempt at threadkill with a fearless post!   

[Semicolon]

I congratulate CBC with a donut.

[TheoK]

I  Fiona. 

[P7PSP]

I play Linkin Park to celebrate Lit and Fiona's love.