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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2011, 05:46:04 AM »
30. Drink too much red wine and projectile vomit on the walls down the hallway as you run to the bathroom.

(a chick actually did this to a guy I knew, when he took her to an extremely expensive restaurant to impress her on a first date - it was also their last date)
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2011, 08:03:06 AM »
31.   Wear your furry costume
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2011, 08:08:45 AM »
32.  pretend to be 'posh'

unless of course you are
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2011, 09:08:09 AM »
Show up. Better chance if you don't bother.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2011, 11:05:19 AM »
34.  Talk about your time in prison
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2011, 11:20:41 AM »
35.   talk about your rehab
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2011, 11:24:31 AM »
Talk about how large your member is. :dunno:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2011, 11:25:36 AM »
37.  talk about how small your member is
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2011, 11:27:01 AM »
Sprinkle dandruff flakes into your food.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2011, 12:20:50 PM »
Show up in a hat and sunglasses and don't take them off due to your extreme light sensitivity. ::)
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2011, 12:21:09 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 05, 2011, 11:25:36 AM
37.  talk about how small your member is

You have a small "member"??  :zombiefuck:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2011, 12:24:19 PM »
Show up in a booty hunter trucker's hat, tattered bluejeans, with a mouth full of chaw.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2011, 02:36:54 PM »
Wait 9 months to ask her out on the second date.

Ask if your mother can come along.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2011, 02:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Early Cuyler on February 05, 2011, 12:21:09 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 05, 2011, 11:25:36 AM
37.  talk about how small your member is

You have a small "member"??  :zombiefuck:


no im a female
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2011, 03:05:18 PM »
Ask if you should bring the condoms or are they gonna bring 'em.
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