things NOT to do on a first date

[Genesis]

Avoid Perseverating on your favorite sports team at all costs!

[odeon]

Speak fondly of your time in rehab.

[Jack]

Be a Weeble.

What's wrong with Weebles you racist? 

They've been known to troll the internet. Also, their beds only fit one person:

Why does a weeble bed suit a prone weeble? Seems odd.

I was wondering about that, too. Perhaps CBC can explain it when she logs in next.

Maybe the bed hangs from the wall like a borg docking station.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Spend the date talking about how meeting Ron L Hubbard changed your life.

Horrible. That would be a date you never can forget. Because you will have been added to the mail list of Hubbard followers, and they never ever let go. Thirty years later, you'd still get mail from them.

It's a way to troll someone for life, giving their address to Scientology.

I took their "free personality test" at their office on State Street in Santa Barbara over 20 years ago. The results cam back looking just like their sample results, which were nothing like me at all. Of course I didn't tell them, nor did they suspect, that I was high as a kite on hallucinogenic mushrooms at the time.         

['andersom']

Spend the date talking about how meeting Ron L Hubbard changed your life.

Horrible. That would be a date you never can forget. Because you will have been added to the mail list of Hubbard followers, and they never ever let go. Thirty years later, you'd still get mail from them.

It's a way to troll someone for life, giving their address to Scientology.

I took their "free personality test" at their office on State Street in Santa Barbara over 20 years ago. The results cam back looking just like their sample results, which were nothing like me at all. Of course I didn't tell them, nor did they suspect, that I was high as a kite on hallucinogenic mushrooms at the time.         

Did you fill in your address? Chance is that on that address there still comes mail for you. Can go on for more than twenty years.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Horrible. That would be a date you never can forget. Because you will have been added to the mail list of Hubbard followers, and they never ever let go. Thirty years later, you'd still get mail from them.

It's a way to troll someone for life, giving their address to Scientology.

I took their "free personality test" at their office on State Street in Santa Barbara over 20 years ago. The results cam back looking just like their sample results, which were nothing like me at all. Of course I didn't tell them, nor did they suspect, that I was high as a kite on hallucinogenic mushrooms at the time.         

Did you fill in your address? Chance is that on that address there still comes mail for you. Can go on for more than twenty years.

I don't think I did. I don't recall ever receiving mail from them.

['andersom']

Horrible. That would be a date you never can forget. Because you will have been added to the mail list of Hubbard followers, and they never ever let go. Thirty years later, you'd still get mail from them.

It's a way to troll someone for life, giving their address to Scientology.

I took their "free personality test" at their office on State Street in Santa Barbara over 20 years ago. The results cam back looking just like their sample results, which were nothing like me at all. Of course I didn't tell them, nor did they suspect, that I was high as a kite on hallucinogenic mushrooms at the time.         

Did you fill in your address? Chance is that on that address there still comes mail for you. Can go on for more than twenty years.

I don't think I did. I don't recall ever receiving mail from them.

You left no legacy for people living there later then. Pity, they would so have loved you for it. 

[odeon]

Ask your date to pray with you.

[Semicolon]

Ask your date to pray with you.

This happens in America.

Be a Weeble.

What's wrong with Weebles you racist? 

They've been known to troll the internet. Also, their beds only fit one person:

Why does a weeble bed suit a prone weeble? Seems odd.

I was wondering about that, too. Perhaps CBC can explain it when she logs in next.

Maybe the bed hangs from the wall like a borg docking station.

[Calandale]

Invite them to see your collection of former dates' ears.

[Arya Quinn]

Tell them about your plans for world domination

[Calandale]

When they say they were born in '90, ask AD or BC.


(yes, I've done this)

[odeon]

When she replies, you say "you look older than that".

[Arya Quinn]

Tell them that your last girlfriend was created from dead body parts.

[El]

Tell them about your plans for world domination

No, that would totally be a turn-on.