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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2011, 03:31:38 PM »
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37.  talk about how small your member is

You have a small "member"??  :zombiefuck:

no im a female

Can you post proof of some kind??
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2011, 03:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Friend With Benefits on February 05, 2011, 03:05:18 PM
Ask if you should bring the condoms or are they gonna bring 'em.

What'choo talking bout?? that's a dang good idear!!
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2011, 03:51:38 PM »
Talk about your alien abduction experiences and the anal probing
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2011, 04:12:13 PM »
Tell her, in confidence, that *they* are watching.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2011, 04:28:18 PM »
Aren't they?  ??? :tinfoil: :tantrum:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #50 on: February 05, 2011, 04:29:40 PM »
If you're lucky, that's what she'll say in return. :laugh:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2011, 04:53:56 PM »
Fart. Constantly.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #52 on: February 05, 2011, 05:20:01 PM »
Watching porno while your partner aren't watching. Some would end up thinking they aren't worth it.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2011, 06:29:54 PM »
47. Set up a tripod and camera, because you want to post the footage on Youtube.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2011, 06:31:15 PM »
48.  Show them the vids of your other dates you already posted on Youtube
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #55 on: February 05, 2011, 06:33:10 PM »
Sit down next to her with a basketful of candy in your lap that has a hole in the bottom that your junk is sticking through. "Surprise, honey!"
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #56 on: February 05, 2011, 06:35:52 PM »
49.  fall in love
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2011, 06:36:55 PM »
50/51. Tell about your collection of unwashed socks. And how you keep them in perfect smelly condition.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #58 on: February 05, 2011, 06:38:29 PM »
Talk about your massive toy collection.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #59 on: February 05, 2011, 06:39:05 PM »
Take her into your basement and show her your massive toy collection.
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