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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #180 on: June 12, 2016, 06:11:20 PM »
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #181 on: June 12, 2016, 07:22:15 PM »
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #182 on: June 14, 2016, 04:35:23 PM »
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #183 on: June 14, 2016, 07:07:49 PM »
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #184 on: June 15, 2016, 02:32:13 AM »
I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:
So do I.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #185 on: June 15, 2016, 06:21:14 AM »
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #186 on: June 15, 2016, 07:24:35 AM »
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #187 on: June 15, 2016, 12:00:03 PM »
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #188 on: June 16, 2016, 02:16:52 AM »
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #189 on: June 16, 2016, 09:30:37 AM »
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.

If you stopped responding I imagine it would eventually go away?  It might take a while and there might be a lot of unanswered posts lingering around, and a few new callouts, but I think we all get it at this point.

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #190 on: June 16, 2016, 11:41:26 AM »
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.

If you stopped responding I imagine it would eventually go away?  It might take a while and there might be a lot of unanswered posts lingering around, and a few new callouts, but I think we all get it at this point.

Yes, I will stop from now on. I have to or coming here won't be any fun.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #191 on: June 16, 2016, 03:36:01 PM »
Al vs odeon and odeon vs Al. ???

If it's any comfort to you, I don't get it either.

If you stopped responding I imagine it would eventually go away?  It might take a while and there might be a lot of unanswered posts lingering around, and a few new callouts, but I think we all get it at this point.

Yes, I will stop from now on. I have to or coming here won't be any fun.

Thank you from the bottom of my pea picking little old heart.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #192 on: June 16, 2016, 04:49:28 PM »
If you stopped responding
Have gotten the impression it's now simply a struggle for the last word, but didn't know if that was worth mentioning. :laugh:

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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #193 on: June 17, 2016, 12:20:37 AM »
If you stopped responding
Have gotten the impression it's now simply a struggle for the last word, but didn't know if that was worth mentioning. :laugh:

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It probably is.
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Re: Things you will never "get" in life
« Reply #194 on: June 17, 2016, 12:49:59 PM »
Why van drivers keep wolf whistling at me, when I am clearly way out of their league.

I like my women self-confident.  :eyelash:

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