Things you will never "get" in life

["couldbecousin"]

Not about to force you to.

  You better not even try!  I'll have to ... correct  you.   

[DirtDawg]

  How are massages, manicures, pedicures, and spa treatments relaxing?!  Nothing would lock my
   muscles tighter and faster than being prone on a table with someone touching my skin.    

A massage can be very relaxing if done properly by someone who knows how to do it. I rely on one to function.

Very true! I do recommend to the "novice" that you use the restroom first.

[odeon]

This reminds me that I need to book a massage. My back needs it.

['andersom']

Got one booked for next Thursday. It's being done by a replacement of the woman who I go to. She's not as good alas. But still makes a difference.

[DirtDawg]

Back on topic.


I will never get the control necessary to keep me from speaking such ideas, concepts, notions, plans or IDEAS so advanced over the average genius, going over everyone's head so far that even my "smart friends" do not understand what I am on about.

Kind of suxxorz.

If they would just LISTEN!

[odeon]

I don't understand why some people speak when they should listen.

[Jack]

I don't understand why some people speak when they should listen.

One of my brand managers takes the longest thought pauses when speaking. Am sometimes rude when communicating with her, as it's very difficult to know when to speak.

[Bastet]

How someone can "not breathe" yet can still tell and scream at you at the top of their lungs.

[Gopher Gary]

How someone can "not breathe" yet can still tell and scream at you at the top of their lungs.

I don't get what that means. 

[Bastet]

How someone can "not breathe" yet can still tell and scream at you at the top of their lungs.

I don't get what that means. 

My mother complains she can't breathe and huffs and wheezes while screaming at me about bullshit because she enjoys complaining.

[DirtDawg]

I don't understand why some people speak when they should listen.

One of my brand managers takes the longest thought pauses when speaking. Am sometimes rude when communicating with her, as it's very difficult to know when to speak.

Try fucking listening!
 
I know, you are probably talking about an idiot, anyway.
Nevermind.

[Jack]

I don't understand why some people speak when they should listen.

One of my brand managers takes the longest thought pauses when speaking. Am sometimes rude when communicating with her, as it's very difficult to know when to speak.

Try fucking listening!
 
I know, you are probably talking about an idiot, anyway.
Nevermind.

She's very intelligent and detailed in her work; she's also very responsive to my work needs so enjoy working with her. Some people say, and um, or make umm or uhh noises when taking thought pauses in their speech. Personally don't like those duhh sounds in speech so avoid doing it and have silent thought pauses too, but her thought pauses are very very long so it sometimes seems she's finished speaking when she isn't. She probably has a lot of trouble with being interrupted because of that, or having people try to complete her sentences for her; would just prefer to not be one of them. It's a matter of managing my own impatience.

[odeon]

I talked to someone the other day who should have talked a lot less. He kept interrupting me, trying to tell me what I was going to say.

[Gopher Gary]

How someone can "not breathe" yet can still tell and scream at you at the top of their lungs.

I don't get what that means. 

My mother complains she can't breathe and huffs and wheezes while screaming at me about bullshit because she enjoys complaining.

Start calling her wheezy. 

[WolFish]

People who think that because they are panicking that I should panic too. Or that I should feel bad because they feel bad.
Lol, my ex used to come in and say, "I have some good news for you!"
It was always something that was good for her and nothing to do with me. Sure I was happy for her but it was not my good news. Dunno why she didn't get the distinction.