A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Allāhu Akbar! on January 29, 2011, 02:35:10 PMI've never understood the shoes thing at all thoughI mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there vAnd shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuffThat's what I don't get. For some women, it apparently is second nature to check out a man's shoes and make a split-second judgment. Good luck, ladies, you take the hipsters and leave me the dorks!
I've never understood the shoes thing at all thoughI mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there vAnd shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuff
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2011, 02:42:27 PMQuote from: Allāhu Akbar! on January 29, 2011, 02:35:10 PMI've never understood the shoes thing at all thoughI mean who even notices people's shoes?? Your eyes are up here ^ while you're feet are all the way down there vAnd shoes are bound to get messy , especially in certain weather and stuffThat's what I don't get. For some women, it apparently is second nature to check out a man's shoes and make a split-second judgment. Good luck, ladies, you take the hipsters and leave me the dorks! LOL, I only know men who check out woman's shoes.
liars cheaters and people who play head games
Quote from: eris on January 30, 2011, 04:18:13 PMliars cheaters and people who play head gamesI don't get them either. Why do they go to so much trouble to cause pain?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Chess. I will never get it.
I tried playing with my ex-boyfriend a very long time ago and he ended up throwing pieces at me in frustration!
The differences between PA and me.PA - chess, Russian, nonfiction (only) must be surrounded by sound, industrious, hates travel..............Me - scrabble, fiction or nonfiction, prefer quiet, lazy, likes travelingNote - I took Russian in college (1 year), but don't remember much. I'd prefer to renew my acquaintance with Latin.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.