A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Happy Birthday. I had no idea you were so young. Trippy.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on January 24, 2011, 07:54:09 AMHappy Birthday. I had no idea you were so young. Trippy. I want to stay young, but soon I'll be 28, then 29, then 30, and it'll just keep getting worse.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Happy Birthday Peter!
Quote from: Callaway on January 24, 2011, 02:21:42 PMHappy Birthday Peter!That picture is beautiful.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!