A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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No, not randomly. Everyone should have to have one.
Aahh, secret identification!!! i like your thinking flower!!!
I wouldn't mind as no one sees my arse
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Heinrich on January 17, 2011, 01:55:00 AMI wouldn't mind as no one sees my arseIt might not matter. In your case, the government tattoo artists would probably make a mistake and give you a tattoo on your face, thinking that it was your ass.