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Re: this or that?
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2006, 11:57:29 AM »
Door number one because it's number one.

Sensory overload or sensory deprivation?
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2006, 12:18:56 PM »
I assume you mean an unpleasant form of overload. In that case, sensory deprivation.

Losing half of your mind (literally, ie. it is removed, rather than goes mad), or your whole body?

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2006, 01:08:50 PM »
Losing my body!  I'd love it!  I was just thinking today I wished I were noncorporeal.

Answering the question "Do I look fat in this?" incorrectly or being hit by a car?
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2006, 02:36:16 PM »
The first one.  I've always wanted to give an answer to that question.

Would you rather be an idiot, or an asshole?


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Re: this or that?
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2006, 02:37:39 PM »
An asshole, any day.

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2006, 03:05:54 PM »
PMS Elle, definitely.

Would you rather be Pyraxis or Neuroman/Necromancer/...?

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #36 on: October 29, 2006, 03:18:01 PM »
I would have answered with PMS elle, but that would have been obvious.

Pyraxis.

Would you rather drink mountain dew, or have somebody give you a solid punch in the face?
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2006, 03:26:33 PM »
 :LOL: I read just that last post, and thought the question was addressed to me.

Drink mountain dew. I'm not into that kind of pain.

Okay, winners face off. Pyraxis or PMS Elle?
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2006, 03:27:53 PM »
I was answering your post, not addressing you, and I know people who hate mountain dew so much they would rather be hit in the face than drink it.

Pyraxis.  Sorry if this offends, but I wanna be able to have children.  (Although it would be funny if your uterus would never allow such a thing under your control.)


Be tired but unable to sleep, or be hungry but unable to eat?
« Last Edit: October 29, 2006, 03:30:27 PM by Nomaken »
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2006, 03:28:45 PM »
I was answering your post, not addressing you, and I know people who hate mountain dew so much they would rather be hit in the face than drink it.

Oh I know, I realized that a second later. I just thought the size of my ego was funny.
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2006, 03:30:07 PM »
:LOL: I read just that last post, and thought the question was addressed to me.

Drink mountain dew. I'm not into that kind of pain.

Okay, winners face off. Pyraxis or PMS Elle?

PMS Elle

Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2006, 03:57:09 PM »
Hungry but unable to eat, and mountain dew, but ick to both.

Would you rather be pyraxis or callaway?
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2006, 06:04:08 PM »
I'll have to say Pyraxis, as she by far has the most maniacal tendencies of them.

Here comes a very, very strange one: If you became a weird, godlike, disembodied power of some sort, at some unknown, fantasy-esque point in time, space and whatever else there could be, would you rather be a pretty "normal", mellow one, respected by people for your wisdom, or a massive force of maniacalness of somewhat questionable sanity that made whatever puny humans came in contact with it drop to their knees in awe, forever turned into your maniacally giggling servants that would come to form an empire that would take over the world?

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Re: this or that?
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2006, 06:07:09 PM »
Second thing.  I personally wouldn't have the motivation if i were turned directly into a god to produce an interesting world like that, i'd probably be a watcher, but if i have the option to magically be motivated to move peoples to war and kill and serve and in general create interesting times i'll do that.

Would you rather be sliced to death or beaten?
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Re: this or that?
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2006, 06:21:21 PM »
Depends on the number, size and speed of the slicings and beatings. Whichever is the quickest and least painful. If they are equal, then I'd prefer beating.

Would you rather be instantly disintegrated when you die, or left intact to be handled in some sort of ceremony?