Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
For my intelligence. British museum or National Portrait Gallery?
Never been to either (that would involve going near London I suspect ) but if names are owt to go on the British Museum. I'm not sufficiently interested in portraits to visit a gallery focused on them.Indian or Chinese?
You forgot to ask, Pete.
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 28, 2007, 08:35:50 AMFor my intelligence. British museum or National Portrait Gallery? British museum. The National Portrait Gallery sounds like it gets less visitors than my granny's vagina.Being raped or waking up in a bath of ice cubes with a kidney missing?