Buger if it's a veggie burger. If it has to be meat, then pizza.
Being named Michael Hunt, or being named Richard McHock?
You don't have to have meat on a pizza. It could be a veggie pizza, couldn't it?
Michael Hunt.
Being blown to pieces or crushed to death?
Crushed to death if it happened quickly, blown to bits if the death by crushing would be slow.
Shademaster honeylocust tree or Scarlet oak tree?