Sadly I'd have to go with shaved, as my hair is too patchy now to be worth dyeing
I don't either. I'm lucky I guess - while I live in an
shithole urban area its close enough to open moorland, woods and water to be able to escape when I need to, while big enough that everyone doesn't know my business. And I have high speed broadband and a cheap house even if I am surrounded by feral spacktards.
Totally bald or hairy as fuck, everywhere?