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What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« on: January 16, 2011, 12:32:22 PM »
First, there was Deadliest Catch, then there was Ice Road Truckers, then Alaska State Troopers, then the Alaska Atom Bomb went off and we have a dozen or so "Alaska" shows.

Is this some king of cynical plot by Alsakans to rake in cash or what?? let's see if I can make a list.

Deadliest Catch
Ice Road Truckers
Alaska State Troopers
Sarah Palin's Alaska
Flying Wild Alaska (although that can be forgiven since it's about planes)
Alaska Wing Men (again, forgivable due to airplanes)
Gold Rush Alaska
Wild Alaska

Is this even all of them??

WTF peoples??
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 12:34:07 PM »
My speculation: To the rest of the U.S., Alaska is like the last frontier!  :viking:

Also, Sarah Palin has put it in the spotlight.
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 12:37:52 PM »
sarah palin's a fucking gun-shagging slag
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 12:45:15 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on January 16, 2011, 12:37:52 PM
sarah palin's a fucking gun-shagging slag

She can shag my gun all she wants!!! :missionary:
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2011, 12:46:56 PM »
I remember seeing a few minutes of ice road truckers, and it just made me nervous

I dont even like my little car on ice, let alone a rig driving on ice SHEETS.

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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2011, 04:39:20 PM »
yea what the fuck is with this shit?

also i want to see Sarah Palin elected just so i can see what ridiculous stuff she does
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2011, 05:49:57 PM »
Reality TV goes through phases like that. Soon it will be something else.
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2011, 06:12:25 PM »
Alaska is lovely.
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2011, 03:17:08 AM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on January 16, 2011, 04:39:20 PM
yea what the fuck is with this shit?

also i want to see Sarah Palin elected just so i can see what ridiculous stuff she does

that may be a lol and all, but remember, the people she'd end up bombing are real. they have real lives, real dreams, and theyll live through unimaginable real losses.
good going bush admin :(

even after wikileaks told us ALL the horrendous shit theyve pulled off, even then, nothing will happen to them. it was all OKAY. its allowed.
thats the message.
illegal war against two countries, and the homicide of half a million people:
is allowed.
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2011, 04:12:28 AM »
Alaska......I can see Russia from there can't I? :autism:
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2011, 08:45:16 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on January 17, 2011, 04:12:28 AM
Alaska......I can see Russia from there can't I? :autism:

Yeah, sure you can! It's right outside the dining room window!  :autism:
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2011, 11:05:56 PM »
OK, so I was watching Alaska Wing Men today, and they showed a "rescue" of some hikers from a glacier at the base of Mt. McKinley.

So it shows this guy leaving the base in a DeHavilland DHC-3 Otter TURBOPROP.



Then it shows him taxiing on the glacier in an identically painted DeHavilland DHC-2 Beaver with a RADIAL PISTON ENGINE



As the "rescue" progressed, the alternated between showing the 2 different planes.

If you were paying attention, it was actually pretty funny.  :laugh:
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2011, 11:13:31 PM »
Oh, I guess even plane stars have stand-ins. 

I've learned to take the products of the Entertainment Industry with a major grain of salt.  Living in New Orleans, we're constantly on the lookout for the Louisiana Mountains, looking for the people who sell voodoo and call everyone "Cher".  And then there's the classic from a TV show about African bees.  When the Superdome first opened they had trouble cooling it.  Well the picture had the heroes attracting all the bees to cover a Volkswagen and drive it into the Superdome and turn the A/C down cold enough to freeze the bees, complete with frost.  I almost believe New York City is a small town of 10,000 people because of the lack of truthfulness of Hollywood.
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2011, 11:17:58 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 17, 2011, 11:13:31 PM
Oh, I guess even plane stars have stand-ins. 

I've learned to take the products of the Entertainment Industry with a major grain of salt.  Living in New Orleans, we're constantly on the lookout for the Louisiana Mountains, looking for the people who sell voodoo and call everyone "Cher".  And then there's the classic from a TV show about African bees.  When the Superdome first opened they had trouble cooling it.  Well the picture had the heroes attracting all the bees to cover a Volkswagen and drive it into the Superdome and turn the A/C down cold enough to freeze the bees, complete with frost.  I almost believe New York City is a small town of 10,000 people because of the lack of truthfulness of Hollywood.

 :indeed:

Of all of the supposed "reality" shows, the one that was correctly named was the "Surreal Life".  :laugh:
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Re: What the fuck is up with all of these "Alaska" shows??
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2011, 12:45:39 PM »
You can see France from England if the weather's right
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