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Why do you get school shootings in america?
« on: January 15, 2011, 08:31:21 PM »
And other similar events involving someone shooting random people

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2011, 08:36:46 PM »
And other similar events involving someone shooting random people

Because we have niggers.  :P

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2011, 08:37:24 PM »
Lynch 'em then

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2011, 08:40:09 PM »
Not the worst as far a murders go.

Crime Statistics > Murders (per capita) (most recent) by country
 Showing latest available data. Rank   Countries    Amount    
# 1    Colombia: 0.617847 per 1,000 people  
# 2    South Africa: 0.496008 per 1,000 people  
# 3    Jamaica: 0.324196 per 1,000 people  
# 4    Venezuela: 0.316138 per 1,000 people  
# 5    Russia: 0.201534 per 1,000 people  
# 6    Mexico: 0.130213 per 1,000 people  
# 7    Estonia: 0.107277 per 1,000 people  
# 8    Latvia: 0.10393 per 1,000 people  
# 9    Lithuania: 0.102863 per 1,000 people  
# 10    Belarus: 0.0983495 per 1,000 people  
# 11    Ukraine: 0.094006 per 1,000 people  
# 12    Papua New Guinea: 0.0838593 per 1,000 people  
# 13    Kyrgyzstan: 0.0802565 per 1,000 people  
# 14    Thailand: 0.0800798 per 1,000 people  
# 15    Moldova: 0.0781145 per 1,000 people  
# 16    Zimbabwe: 0.0749938 per 1,000 people  
# 17    Seychelles: 0.0739025 per 1,000 people  
# 18    Zambia: 0.070769 per 1,000 people  
# 19    Costa Rica: 0.061006 per 1,000 people  
# 20    Poland: 0.0562789 per 1,000 people  
# 21    Georgia: 0.0511011 per 1,000 people  
# 22    Uruguay: 0.045082 per 1,000 people  
# 23    Bulgaria: 0.0445638 per 1,000 people  
# 24    United States: 0.042802 per 1,000 people  
# 25    Armenia: 0.0425746 per 1,000 people  
# 26    India: 0.0344083 per 1,000 people  
# 27    Yemen: 0.0336276 per 1,000 people  
# 28    Dominica: 0.0289733 per 1,000 people  
# 29    Azerbaijan: 0.0285642 per 1,000 people  
# 30    Finland: 0.0283362 per 1,000 people  
# 31    Slovakia: 0.0263303 per 1,000 people  
# 32    Romania: 0.0250784 per 1,000 people  
# 33    Portugal: 0.0233769 per 1,000 people  
# 34    Malaysia: 0.0230034 per 1,000 people  
# 35    Macedonia, The Former Yugoslav Republic of: 0.0229829 per 1,000 people  
# 36    Mauritius: 0.021121 per 1,000 people  
# 37    Hungary: 0.0204857 per 1,000 people  
# 38    Korea, South: 0.0196336 per 1,000 people  
# 39    Slovenia: 0.0179015 per 1,000 people  
# 40    France: 0.0173272 per 1,000 people  
# 41    Czech Republic: 0.0169905 per 1,000 people  
# 42    Iceland: 0.0168499 per 1,000 people  
# 43    Australia: 0.0150324 per 1,000 people  
# 44    Canada: 0.0149063 per 1,000 people  
# 45    Chile: 0.014705 per 1,000 people  
# 46    United Kingdom: 0.0140633 per 1,000 people  
# 47    Italy: 0.0128393 per 1,000 people  
# 48    Spain: 0.0122456 per 1,000 people  
# 49    Germany: 0.0116461 per 1,000 people  
# 50    Tunisia: 0.0112159 per 1,000 people  
# 51    Netherlands: 0.0111538 per 1,000 people  
# 52    New Zealand: 0.0111524 per 1,000 people  
# 53    Denmark: 0.0106775 per 1,000 people  
# 54    Norway: 0.0106684 per 1,000 people  
# 55    Ireland: 0.00946215 per 1,000 people  
# 56    Switzerland: 0.00921351 per 1,000 people  
# 57    Indonesia: 0.00910842 per 1,000 people  
# 58    Greece: 0.0075928 per 1,000 people  
# 59    Hong Kong: 0.00550804 per 1,000 people  
# 60    Japan: 0.00499933 per 1,000 people  
# 61    Saudi Arabia: 0.00397456 per 1,000 people  
# 62    Qatar: 0.00115868 per 1,000 people  

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2011, 08:47:59 PM »
^ Yes you're not as bad as Colombia and Zimbabwe - well done :laugh:

You're worse than the UK though (and other european countries like france and germany). Maybe it's because of your guns

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2011, 08:50:57 PM »
^ Yes you're not as bad as Colombia and Zimbabwe - well done :laugh:

You're worse than the UK though (and other european countries like france and germany). Maybe it's because of your guns

Maybe it's because of our niggers.  :orly:

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2011, 08:52:23 PM »
Or maybe all the fat people squishing people when they stampede to the counter as the foodcourts open

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2011, 08:54:11 PM »
Or maybe all the fat people squishing people when they stampede to the counter as the foodcourts open

Fat people's fingers are too fat to fit into a trigger guard, they can't pull the trigger.  :P

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2011, 08:55:46 PM »
That's why they resort to sitting on people !

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2011, 08:56:54 PM »
Because there are more random people than people they know?
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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2011, 08:57:06 PM »
Or maybe all the fat people squishing people when they stampede to the counter as the foodcourts open

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2011, 08:57:18 PM »
That's why they resort to sitting on people !

Yes, but that doesn't explain shootings, does it??

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2011, 09:00:16 PM »
That's why they resort to sitting on people !

Yes, but that doesn't explain shootings, does it??

You're right. Maybe we should be ENCOURAGING all this fatness then, seeing as you guys aren't gonna give up your guns

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2011, 09:06:09 PM »
^ Yes you're not as bad as Colombia and Zimbabwe - well done :laugh:

You're worse than the UK though (and other european countries like france and germany). Maybe it's because of your guns
Oh sure, but it's like you're always saying somehting like, why are you Americans always shooting each other; you should bludgeon and poison like civilized folk. lol.

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Re: Why do you get school shootings in america?
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2011, 09:08:28 PM »
^ Yes you're not as bad as Colombia and Zimbabwe - well done :laugh:

You're worse than the UK though (and other european countries like france and germany). Maybe it's because of your guns

Maybe it's because of our niggers.  :orly:

The Arizona shooter, Jared Lee Loughner, is white.
The Columbine shooters, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, are white.
James Oliver Huberty, the shooter in the 1984 San Ysidro McDonald's massacre, was white.
There are more but I'm not looking them all up because I'm a fat lazy American!
Just saying, let's give white people credit where it's due.   ::)

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