I feel very bitter.

['Butterflies']

Talking to me? Said persona grata.

I've just looked it up. Yes he is. I think Duke has a place on this forum

I'd  you, but...

[odeon]

I think Duke needs to quit the emoness.

[DukeNukem]

I think Duke needs to quit the emoness.

I think odeon needs to quit the cockiness. Which is actually a WORD.

[Frolic_Fun]

I think Duke needs to quit the self-aggrandizing knobsheening.

[Adam]

I think I need to get laid

[odeon]

I think Duke needs to quit the emoness.

I think odeon needs to quit the cockiness. Which is actually a WORD.

Why so upset if what I said is not even a word?

[Semicolon]

I think Duke needs to quit the emoness.

I think odeon needs to quit the cockiness. Which is actually a WORD.

Why so upset if what I said is not even a word?

The word reminds Pentagram of his own lack of cock.

[Frolic_Fun]

He bit is wee mickey off and ended up bending one of his teeth out of place.

[DukeNukem]

The reason my upper front teeth are bent is that I sucked on a pacifier until I was 11 years old. That's not a typo. I said eleven years old.

That's how much my parents fucking cared.

[Frolic_Fun]

[ZEGH8578]

The reason my upper front teeth are bent is that I sucked on a pacifier until I was 11 years old. That's not a typo. I said eleven years old.

That's how much my parents fucking cared.

kudos for the guts to hand this nugget out to the entire forum,
now, just drop the touch of emo, and your nearly there.

as long as you give the impression that you regard your problems past/present as absolutely monumental, it will come across as emo.

/bother.

[Callaway]

The reason my upper front teeth are bent is that I sucked on a pacifier until I was 11 years old. That's not a typo. I said eleven years old.

That's how much my parents fucking cared.

Maybe they cared very much about you, but thought it gave you too much comfort to take it away from you.  My daughter stopped sucking her thumb when she was four, but her front teeth stick out anyway, so your teeth might still stick out even if they had taken away your pacifier much earlier than they did.  I would happily get braces for her because I think fixing her teeth would help her speech articulation, but she doesn't want to get braces because she likes her teeth exactly the way they are and I think getting braces would require a certain amount of cooperation from her.

["couldbecousin"]

The reason my upper front teeth are bent is that I sucked on a pacifier until I was 11 years old. That's not a typo. I said eleven years old.

That's how much my parents fucking cared.

Maybe they cared very much about you, but thought it gave you too much comfort to take it away from you.  My daughter stopped sucking her thumb when she was four, but her front teeth stick out anyway, so your teeth might still stick out even if they had taken away your pacifier much earlier than they did.  I would happily get braces for her because I think fixing her teeth would help her speech articulation, but she doesn't want to get braces because she likes her teeth exactly the way they are and I think getting braces would require a certain amount of cooperation from her.

I think you're right about that. When I was getting braces many years ago, at age 11, the orthodontist emphasized to me that I needed to follow his advice
or the treatment wouldn't work. He warned me to stay away from gum and candy for the entire two years of treatment, to brush with extra care,
to wear my headgear as instructed, and so on. Without my participation, the treatment would have been a waste of time.   

[eris]

one american i talked to didnt know what NATO was
another didnt know what norway was, one didnt know what scandinavia was
one said "whats sweden?" when i explained what norway is
all this is real
one thought germany was a "small" country, then i explained germany has 80 million people, and he said "yeah, thats what i said, its tiny" then i asked how many people he thinks america has, and he said "probably billions"

ive had americans ask me if we have cars, if we have tv, if we have sodas and if we have chocolate
one asked me if we have cellphones.

that would have been ironic, considering sweden and finland produces some of the best selling phones in the world, and norway developed a lot of cellphone technology, but its sortof just sad, cus the same people dont know what sweden or finland is 

/rant

In college ( yes, this kid made it to college) there was this one guy that wanted to know what the difference between Poland and Germany was. 

so, we explained it to him

It just confused him more

So, we started to explain the difference between eastern and western europe.

You know wht he said ?

"what does Germany and Poland have to do with Europe ? I thought you said these are all different countries"

we just gave up after that

YES THIS WAS COLLEGE

*facepalms*

[renaeden]

The reason my upper front teeth are bent is that I sucked on a pacifier until I was 11 years old. That's not a typo. I said eleven years old.

That's how much my parents fucking cared.

Maybe they cared very much about you, but thought it gave you too much comfort to take it away from you.  My daughter stopped sucking her thumb when she was four, but her front teeth stick out anyway, so your teeth might still stick out even if they had taken away your pacifier much earlier than they did.  I would happily get braces for her because I think fixing her teeth would help her speech articulation, but she doesn't want to get braces because she likes her teeth exactly the way they are and I think getting braces would require a certain amount of cooperation from her.

I think you're right about that. When I was getting braces many years ago, at age 11, the orthodontist emphasized to me that I needed to follow his advice
or the treatment wouldn't work. He warned me to stay away from gum and candy for the entire two years of treatment, to brush with extra care,
to wear my headgear as instructed, and so on. Without my participation, the treatment would have been a waste of time.   

Also, there is no time limit to getting braces for your daughter, Callaway. My parents could not afford braces for me so I had to wait until I was working and could pay for them myself. That was when I was 25.

Plus as cbc said, you have to be really vigilant in looking after your teeth when there are braces on them and a lot of kids aren't, they kind of don't understand the responsibility and the consequences of not looking after their teeth. So waiting until they are older can be a good thing.

I had major jaw surgery when I had my braces and the whole lot cost a large amount of money but in the end I am glad I did it. Having a nice smile gave me a lot more confidence.