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Offline odeon

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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #180 on: May 10, 2011, 03:48:34 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?

Define real. :P
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #181 on: May 10, 2011, 03:49:30 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 10, 2011, 03:48:34 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?

Define real. :P

Rosy Palm.  She is always down for a good time  :orly:
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #182 on: May 10, 2011, 03:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 10, 2011, 03:49:30 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 10, 2011, 03:48:34 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?

Define real. :P

Rosy Palm.  She is always down for a good time  :orly:

Or she'd have to be full of hot air. :P
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #183 on: May 10, 2011, 04:07:20 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 10, 2011, 03:48:34 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?

Define real. :P

Not imaginary or inflatable :laugh:
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #184 on: May 10, 2011, 04:08:46 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 04:07:20 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 10, 2011, 03:48:34 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?

Define real. :P

Not imaginary or inflatable :laugh:

Well, 50% is probably better than expected for him.
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #185 on: May 11, 2011, 10:15:23 AM »
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?

Why'd you say it like that? lol.  A decent looking guy having a girlfriend or wife is easier to believe, than those 2 cunts above having one  :orly:
And yeah, i'm brave enough to come into contact with the opposite sex  :zoinks:
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 10:17:05 AM by benjimanbreeg »
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #186 on: May 11, 2011, 10:50:45 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 11, 2011, 10:15:23 AM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?

Why'd you say it like that? lol.  A decent looking guy having a girlfriend or wife is easier to believe, than those 2 cunts above having one  :orly:
And yeah, i'm brave enough to come into contact with the opposite sex  :zoinks:

Because your personality is a festering sore, your sense of humor sucks, your intelligence seems on par with my Golden Retriever, and you might very well be the most boring man in the world.

Your best insults so far have been to call me Midwife and Disability Living Allowance.  Oh, and Butterflies is Butterthyroid.  Your insults don't even make sense, so it isn't inconceivable for us to assume that the people out IRL would also find you less than desirable and you may have to resort to latex, vinyl and petroleum-based lubricants.
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #187 on: May 11, 2011, 10:59:37 AM »
LOL!
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #188 on: May 11, 2011, 11:00:50 AM »
Sounds like my insults got to you  :zoinks:
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"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #189 on: May 11, 2011, 11:03:29 AM »
Please don't call me Disability Living Allowance again.  The pain is more than I can bear.  I throw myself upon your mercy good sir.
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #190 on: May 11, 2011, 12:08:56 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 11, 2011, 10:15:23 AM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?

Why'd you say it like that? lol.  A decent looking guy having a girlfriend or wife is easier to believe, than those 2 cunts above having one  :orly:
And yeah, i'm brave enough to come into contact with the opposite sex  :zoinks:

Yeah, but we were talking about you. :zoinks:
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #191 on: May 11, 2011, 12:16:15 PM »
some sex dolls are really hot


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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #192 on: May 11, 2011, 12:23:21 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 11, 2011, 10:15:23 AM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 10, 2011, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 10, 2011, 11:16:43 AM
Just will put me off of any sexual organs, or nakidness, bedrooms, semen.  I talked to my gf earlier about getting some device like a catheter that sucks the cum out all day.

You have a real girlfriend?

Why'd you say it like that? lol.  A decent looking guy having a girlfriend or wife is easier to believe, than those 2 cunts above having one  :orly:
And yeah, i'm brave enough to come into contact with the opposite sex  :zoinks:

I didn't mean to say it like anything. I'm just a bit surprised is all. A lot of us girls have fairly high standards, and it can often be hard for certain types of guys to find a girlfriend.

I don't mean to sound rude, but what's she like?


You don't look bad at all, but Odeon and MLA both have good jobs, which suggests that they are able to function in the real world. They also appear to be intelligent, and normal people. I'm not really surprised by either of them having a family.
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #193 on: May 11, 2011, 12:50:14 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on May 11, 2011, 12:23:21 PM
I don't mean to sound rude, but what's she like?

Yes, do tell us about her
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Re: Make fun of Pentagram thread
« Reply #194 on: May 11, 2011, 04:34:18 PM »
 :clap:  This is fun, being judged by my antics on a forum.  Lets just say from this forum, I had a message from a member saying I had them rolling with laughter.  To be honest, i'm not trying to amuse odeon or midwife.  If I was, i'd just post one of the silly pictures/posters that appeals to people with a delayed mental age.  "internetz, serious muther fuggin business"  hillarious.  And as far as my girlfriend is concerned, i'm not retarded enough to make an online forum a place to talk about my personal life.  Just because odeon and midwife are computer nerds doesn't really mean they function in the real world, socially anyway.  Otherwise they, and most members here wouldn't be on here so much.  I've just got in the 2nd time today, worked hard, got back about 5, was on here for about an hour.  Had half an hours drive to play a tennis match, we thrashed the other team.  My tennis partner used to play for his county.  Then we all went out for an expensive Thai meal.  The day before, I woke up, and had "crazy hot" morning sex, not my words.  Been practicing my piano a lot for my next grade.  My name is scattered across the board at my golf club.  A woman on this site said she knew there was more substance to me, when I told her a bit about myself, and she wanted to come fly miles to come and see me, actually, quite a few have.  I would never resort to sucking on their arse in the cringeworthy way midlife does.  And butterfly, I will say one thing, my gf has a degree, she's very intelligent.  And, you're not really one to be talking about relationships anyway.  I must be doing something right  :zoinks:

Ok, think i'm done, just wanted to point out i'm not just useless cunt.  Anymore questions?   :eyelash:  

      
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 04:36:39 PM by benjimanbreeg »
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Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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