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YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« on: January 05, 2011, 08:52:50 AM »


So whats the damage?  :laugh:
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 12:12:27 PM »
Well, I love popping bubble wrap. :blonde:
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2011, 12:53:41 PM »
I've got something that fires, but it's not my index finger.  :eyebrows:
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2011, 04:00:49 PM »
The damage would be to the end of your index finger
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2011, 04:09:42 PM »
Glad I was not picking my nose when that happened.

Keyboard is destroyed now though, and my screen too.

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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2011, 04:14:38 PM »
Richard just blew his penis in half.
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 04:43:17 PM »
Sir les just picked his ear and then ate the wax. Or used it to slick back his one hair he has on his head
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 06:28:59 PM »
One less annoying neighbor. :thumbup:
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 06:49:49 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2011, 08:52:50 AM

So whats the damage?  :laugh:

Let's just say I won't be having babies :eyelash:
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 06:50:52 PM »
I am your new special agent.
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 06:56:47 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on January 05, 2011, 06:49:49 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2011, 08:52:50 AM

So whats the damage?  :laugh:

Let's just say I won't be having babies :eyelash:
Oh my goodness, :LMAO:  :plus:
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2011, 07:38:57 PM »
My fingernail polish
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2011, 08:08:18 PM »
Poor mouse.
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2011, 08:52:03 PM »
Everyone in the cafeteria and library
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Re: YOUR INDEX FINGER IS SUDDENLY A GUN, AND IT FIRES!
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2011, 09:12:44 PM »
So many broken dishes at the burger place! I tried to be careful, I really did!  :'(
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